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"Kei-chaaaan!" A loud, obnoxious voice said.

Tsukishima flinched, looking back, to see his boyfriend. Out of all the people, Tsukishima Kei could've dated, he chose the troublesome 1st year, (L/N) (M/N).

"What do you want, lamppost?" He asked.

The taller first year giggled as he wrapped his arms around Tsukishima's shoulder, "I brought you strawberry shortcake." (L/N) whispered into Tsukishima's ear, slightly biting it.

Tsukishima blushed, "Argh, don't do that!.." He yelled at him, pushing him away.

"But Kei-chaaan!" He whined, resting his head ontop of his shoulder.

Tsukishima looked at (M/N)'s face, "Look at you, you have a new bruise every day." He told him, poking one that was near his lips.

"People don't enjoy seeing my face, Kei~" He sung out, pecking the shorter male on the cheek.

Tsukishima mumbled an, "I do."

"Bwaah!~ What did you say?"

"Nothing, c'mon. You can watch me practice today..."

"Really?" (L/N)'s eyes lit up.

Tsukishima rolled his eyes, "Shut up before I take it back."

-

(L/N) sat on the bench next to Ukai, "Wowww!~ You guys are so good at volleyball!" He said.

Or maybe not, as the volleyball went flying out the door. Tsukishima tch'd as he went to go retrieve the ball. A curious lil (M/N) decided to tag along too. He heard a bunch of chattering and went over, it was some random dudes and gals.

"I can't believe (L/N)-san is dating that dumbass blonde!" One of them chirped.

He hid behind a wall corner, listening.

"I'm not shocked he's gay but he could do better." Another said.

"Well, he shouldn't be gay! A hot guy like him should be dating a nice, sweet girl!"

"Oh shut up, Kirya-chan! You just wanna get into his pants!"

"Well after that dumbass blonde rejected me, duh!"

"That tall dumbass can't even play volleyball right. Like what the fuck is a middle blocker? It doesn't even sound cool!" One guy shouted.

Then it happened, (L/N) had ran up to him and socked him.

"EEEK!" Two of the girls yelled.

(L/N) sat on the guy's chest, getting his uniform all dirty. (M/N) pulled on his tie, "Can you not talk about my cute boyfriend like that?"

The guy pushed (L/N) off of him, "Shut up you fag!" He yelled, pulling on (M/N)'s hair.

"Get off!" (M/N) yelled, throwing punches at the guy.

"I'll let you know that middle blockers a hella cool unlike you, stinky biatch!" He yelled out at the guy.

"What is your problem, dude? He probably gave you HIV or some shit, you cocksucker!"

The two girls had already run off to get a teacher. The closest one was Takeda
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akeda followed the girls as they lead him to where to fight was. Curious, the volleyball team followed.

'It better not be (M/N)' Tsukishima thought.

(L/N) grabbed the guys dark brown hair and slammed his face into the dirt. He grabbed the bottom of the guys jaw and forced it open, "Eat it!"

"Talk about my boyfriend one more time, I dare you!" He shouted.

"Stop, stop!" Takeda yelled, blowing his whistle.

(L/N) whipped his head around.

"(M/N), what are you doing?" A familiar voice said.

He looked up, seeing Tsukishima, "Uhmm..."

He quickly got off from the guy, the guy immediately spitting dirt out of his mouth.

-

(M/N) and Tsukishima were sitting in the nurses' office, facing each other. (M/N) rested his forehead on Tsukishima's shoulder, staring at the time floor.

"Why did you do that?"

(L/N) pouted, "They were being mean..."

"How?" He asked.

(M/N) looked at Tsukishima, he had tears rolling down his face. Tsukishima was taken back, he had never seen his delinquent boyfriend cry.

"They were saying bad things about you, Kei!" (L/N) said, wiping his tears away, only for more to come back,
"I can't let people talk bad about my cute, salty boyfriend!"

Tsukishima sighed, pulling (L/N) into a hug, "Dumbass (M/N) always getting into fights."

Tsukishima kissed (L/N).

"But I'm your dumbass!" (L/N) said cheerfully through the tears.

"Yeah, that's why I love you."