How I met your pineapple.

What the fuck.

Norway was supposed to be shopping for a new collar for his pet hamster but he got distracted walking in. Over to his right was a bin of fresh juicy Pineapples and without hesitation he quickly walked over and grabbed one shoving it into his cart he continues his trip for a collar. Once Norway arrives home from Walmart he calls out for his husband Denmark but Denmark does not seem to be home so he pulls out the pineapple and looks it over. Something about this pineapple was calling him in, the fact it also kind of looked like his husband could be why. He ran his hands over the rough texture and blushed harshly feeling slightly turned on he slams the pineapple down on the table and exhales. 

When Denmark arrived home he wasn't surprised to find Norway asleep in bed but what surprised him and deeply concerned him was that... Norge was sleeping with.. a pineapple? a pineapple that had legs and arms and was currently cuddling with HIS husband. Denmark tried to pry the weird pineapple off his husband but it didn't budge so he huffed in anger and slipped into bed next to them. The pineapple snickered and sat up with two bulging big black eyes looking down at Denmark, the thing smirked showing off rows of sharp pointy teeth and traced a clawed finger over Norways cheek.