Pls Don't Kill Me: Twilight (1-3)

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Me: Sorry, but I thought you guys could react to the contents of this very unfortunate garbage can. Sophie, pick something up first.

Sophie: *picks up New Moon and almost throws up* Why must you torture us???

Me: IDK, just read it. I thought I would do one awful react and you all need to read these because I realized something recently.

Linh: What could possibly be so bad about some books?

Me and Sophie: Everything. *shudder*

*three books later*

Everyone: *pukes*

Biana: It wasn't thaaaaaat bad.

Tam: Yes, it was.

Keefe: Bella's almost as clumsy as Sophie. And her last name is Swan like the Black Swan.

Sophie: No, I have something in common with her now!!

Jensi: *appears out of nowhere* You were both led around your new school on the first day by a super energetic crazy dude. *disappears*

Fitz: You both fell in love with the telepath with peculiar eyes and an accent.

Sophie: My life is over!!!

Keefe: You also fell in love (at least I hope) with a funny being of awesomeness.

Dex: You both have a zombie mode.

Marella: No one's powers work on either of you.

Sophie: *curled up on the floor* Make it stop.

Tam: We will. None of us like talking about that horrific book series.

Me: You figured it out. Have a cookie.

Keefe: *takes a cookie*

Me: Put that cookie down. Cookies are for closers.

Tam: Okay. *takes a cookie*

Sophie: Did you just make a boss baby reference.

Me: Yesss I diiiid.

Sophie: With that tone of voice, you sound like Anna from Frozen.

Me: What can I say except, you're welcome.

Sophie: 🤦‍♀️ I give up. Bye.

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