Billie's POV
Mike left like 15 minutes ago to who knows where and I'm bored as fuck. I pulled out my phone and texted the other Billie that I'm coming over. We had the same name, but it was pure coincidence.
He responded so fast, jeez. I started to walk to his dorm, shared with Awsten. I knocked before hearing a short, "DIBS ON ANSWERING."
I laughed a little and heard the door open. Billie stood on the other side, slightly out of breath.
"Wassup?"
"I needed someone to socialise with."
"Ah, yes, please, enter my chamber."
"Did you forget your ADD pills aga-"
"Perhaps, anyways, lets go."
Billie pulled me in and I saw Awsten and...fuck it's Mike sitting across from them.
"Outta my way, gay hoes and cutie." Billie basically screamed. I rolled my eyes and followed him to their room.
"Ok, so, what's wrong, fellow Billie, who the fuck am I slapping?"
"You are slapping no one, yet."
"SO, I GET TO SLAP SOMEONE?!"
Awsten pushed the door open and looked Billie in the eyes. "No slapping anyone." And they left.
"Damnit," he muttered. I laughed a bit and pat shoulder.
"Anyways, so, let's talk."
"yOU ARE NOT MY THERAPIST YOU TALK FIRST."
"Jesus, calm down."
"Calm, who is she?"
"Anyways, so I decided to follow your advice and write songs to Mike."
"Ah, yes, and you two kissed?"
"What the fuck, no, he doesn't know they are by me."
"...ok, that's just sad."
"Shut the fuck up."
"Come at me bro, you won't."
I laughed and ruffled his hair.
"dON'T TOUCH MA HAIR, THAT'S FOR AWSTEN TO PLAY WITH AND ONLY AWSTEN."
I laughed and moved my hand to ruffle it again when iT WAS KARATE CHOPPED IN THE AIR. Damn, that's going to leave a mark. Suddenly, Awsten appeared at the door again.
"Billie! I said you're not going to slap anyone."
(So, can you guess who irl forgot their ADD pills?? Also if you dont already know, im the other billie 👉😎👉)
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