(This chapter will be a long one with it set out like 'Our Story Thus Far' as I found it easier to write)
( - Speech
{ - Actions
[ - Notes(?)
This whole mess started today at sunrise.
I was in my jail cell minding my own business..
...when gusts comes in and starts messin' with me. | GUARD-(Yoo-hoo!!! Petey!)
G-(What'cha doin'?)| PETEY-(Nothin')
G-(Hey! You're not building a giant robot, are you?)
PE-(No.)
G-(Oh good! That's a relief!)
G-(Well, come with me. It's time for your appointment.) | PE-(What appointment?)
G-(You have to see a psychiatrist.) | PE-(I ain't seein' no head shrinker!)
G-(Sorry, Petey. The judge says ya have to.) | PE-(RATS!)
So anyway... G-(Petey, meet Dr. Katz.)
DR. KATZ-(It's a pleasure to meet you, Petey.) | PE-(Yeah, I know!)
"Hey wait- that guy looks like the costume you wore," you interrupted. He looked at you in a mad way. "JUST PAY ATTENTION!!! It'll make sense soon!" He yelled. You jumped a bit "Yeesh! Ok!" You put your hands up in front of you, as if he was holding a gun.
DR-(So anyway..)
DR-(My records show that you've been locked up here seven times...)
DR-(...and you've escaped SIX times!)
PE-(Yeah, well— it's been a busy week!)
DR-(Petey, we need to get to the ROOT of your problems!)
PE-(ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT!)
PE-(I guess it all started when I was a kitten.)
PE-(I used to be in Critter Scouts!)
"Wow. Wait. I already know this. We met in Critter Scouts," you interrupted. He understood you, and his mood rose a bit. No a lot, just a bit. "Yeah ok— I'll skip a bit ahead to when you weren't there... and this is also why I left," He explained.
So anyway, my time there all ended one day, when we went to play miniature golf.
INSTRUCTOR-(You kids play nice! I'm gonna go get some coffee!) | PE-(ok.)
Everything started out great..
...but then a terrible storm arose.
The whole place began to flood.
We hid in a tiny boat.
But the water rose higher and higher...
...and soon we were washed away.
The storm raged for weeks and weeks.
Finally, we landed on a deserted island.
BUB-(Well, Petey, what do we do now???)
PE-(We must use our scout skills to survive.)
PE-(We can hunt for food...)
PE-(...and use Piggy's glasses..) | PIGGY-(My specs!!)
PE-(...To light campfires and stuff!)
PE-(Together, we can build a Utopia..)
PE-(..based on hard work, respect, and civility.)
PE-(What do you say, fellas?)
CRUNKY, B AND PI-(We'll try our best, Petey.)
Nine Minutes Later..
C AND B-(ATTACK!!!)
Crunky the Ape and Bub the Crocodile had their own agenda.
And soon..
...A pointy blade was before us...
..and hungry sharks with razor-sharp teeth were below us.
There we were, Piggy and me...
...at the brink of DEATH.. | PI-(MY SPECS!)
..losing the battle between civilisation and savagery.
When suddenly..
IN-(HEY!)
IN- (WHAT ARE YOU KIDS DOING?)
IN-(I WAS GONE FOR TEN MINUTES...)
IN-(..AND YOU'VE REGRESSED INTO MANIACS!)
IN-(WHAT ARE YOU, A BUNCH OF ANIMALS??)
{All kids looking at each other}
IN-(When I find out who was responsible..)
PI, CAND B-(Petey did it!)
"Wait.. so that whole part about the flood and the island was all make-believe?" You asked. Yet again, Petey understood your confusion.
"Well, yeah.. but that's not the point!" He replied.
The point is, I WAS BETRAYED! | B-(And then he started a FIRE!) | PI-(Then he fed my specs to the SHARKS!) | C-(We tried to STOP him!!!)
In the end, I got kicked out of the Critter Scouts!
All my good deeds were erased!
All my virtuous hard work meant nothing..
..life.. was.. pointless.
PE-(I guess things were never the same after that, Doc.)
DR-(And what about Piggy and Crunky and Bub?)
PE-(Oh, I got my revenge against those guys!) | DR-(How?)
I just made a free phone calls to the right people. | PE-(Hello, Animal Rights Union?)
Soon their whole organization was flooded with anti-discrimination lawsuits.
PE-(Critter Scouts was shut down within a WEEK!)
"Oh yep. I remember that," You interrupted. Petey gave you a mad look.
DR-(Anyway, what happened to Piggy, Crunky and Bub?) | PE-(Who cares?)
DR-(I'LL TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED!)
{Dr. Katz holding onto his head}
{Dr. Katz ripping off his head revealing Piggy inside}
PE- (PIGGY?)
PI- (We lost OUR badges, too!!!)
PI- (OUR lives became pointless as well..)
PI-(..and we've been planning our OWN revenge..)
AGAINST YOU!!!
HAW HAW HAW HAW!!
PI- (Crunky and Bub are waiting outside!!!)
PI- (Now that we've got YOU, we're gonna destroy someone WHO YOU DEEPLY CARE FOR..)
YOUR LITTLE FRIEND!!
"Wait.. you.. deeply care for me?" You questioned. There was silence. "JUST PAY ATTENTION!" Petey yelled. You knew he wasn't gonna answer that. And he didn't.
PI- (SO ANYWAY..)
PI- (..Then, we're gonna take over the world in our GIANT ROBO-BRONTOSAURUS!!!) | PI- (It's parked outside!)
{all that happens here is just Piggy laughing whilst Petey puts on the outfit for Dr. Katz}
PE- (OH, GUARD!)
G-(Yes, Doctor?) | PE- (an evil Pig just broke in..)
PE- (..And swallowed Petey!!!)
G- (I'LL SAVE YA, PETEY!!!)
Go see part 2 for small continuation..
YOU ARE READING
Dog Man | Petey x Male!Reader | Lord of the Fleas
FanfictionThis is practically Lord of the Fleas except you are replacing Li'l Petey's role. He's still a character though. Also no gay stuff you and Petey are just friends. Also you can be a female and read this too but I'm just saying your a boy because it's...
