Invader Zari

The nightmare being,again

Zim and GIR were sitting on the sofa, watching TV ,mini moose was floating above their heads.GIR,as usual,was laughing like a maniac when there was something supposed to be funny on the screen,and Zim was just sitting,worried.
He called the Tallests thousands of times this week but they never answered.Why aren't they comming? Were they impressed by the successful plan of the great Zim? maybe they were on vacation or something? And Mini moose just nyehed.

After hours spent like this,the alien decided to take his sir unit for a walk, after all he was still stuck on this dirty planet,he had to show people how his dog was so normal and dog-like and how he is a good, normal human owner taking care of his pet.

Zim opened the door and take a step outside,he looked up at the sky,the sun was bright,no clouds,no filthy rain.
"Come on GIR! This time don't forget your doggy suit"

"YASSS MASTAAAA!!!" The little robot ran all over the house to find his suit then jumped outside and start to meow loudly.

"No GIR! We talk about this! Stupid dog can't meow! They bark ! Bark GIR!"

Then the SIR unit start to bark the louder he could.

"GIR that's enough!"

"BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRKKK"

"GIR!"

"...bark"

"..." Zim looked at his lil' robot angrily

"Surry mastaaa" then the green dog cried. But the irken was used to it ,he learnt how to firm be with him.

The really convincing disguised dog stopped crying then look at his master

"When are we masta today?"

"...Afternoon GIR, afternoon!"

"Den why are there shooting star on the ski?"

"What shooting sta- WHAAAAAAAAT"

They both ran as fast as they could, a  space debris was falling on them.

It crashed, luckily none of them was injured,but Zim's ̶h̶o̶u̶s̶e̶ base took the hit.

"NOOOOOOOOO! MY ̶H̶o̶u̶ MY BASE !"

GIR start to scream and run in circle

"HAAAAAAAAAAAAABKFJFSJGXJCDYRWFBIGDYKBXNNKIBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!"

"WHY? WHY? MY BEAUTIFUL BASEEE! I mean yeah Gir destroy it like all the time but NOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
Zim continue to complain dramatically until the smoke of the explosion disappear, revealing a destroyed ship crashed on the roof of the house,at the end it wasn't that broken.

"oh"

Zim recognised the symbol on that ship,that was an irken spaceship!

"Is there anyone still alive in there?"

A high- pitched annoying voice answered
"ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM!!!"
A female irken jumped of that mess ,using her spider legs. Her eyes were pink,her antennas were curly and she was wearing an invader uniform.

"Do Zim know you?"

"Oh no you don't Zim!"

"Hum...okay?"

That supposed invader was in the front of Zim, she was angry and ready to attack. Two laser gun came out from her pack, opening fire.

"HAAAAAA!" The smallest irken ran again trying to dodge. "Why are you attacking the great Zim like that ?!"

"The great Zim? You mean Defect Zim! I came here to terminate you!"

"Whaaaaat?!"

"Yeah that's right,I'm here because the irken Armada commend all the irken soldiers to-"

"Whaaaaat?"

"The irken armada told us to-"

"Whaaaaat?"

"They told us to-"

"Whaaaaat?"

"Let me talk alrea-"

"WHHHHHAAAATTT"

"...."

"WHHHHHHHAAAAAAATTTTT!!!???"

"You even more stupid then I expected!"

"Zim is not stupid!"

"Then you are deaf! How can you be an invader if you're not able to hear right! I can't believe Tallest red and purple let you live! They were dumb,and now they dead, because of you! Also because they went right into a florpus hole that just popped on the Armada flight path. But that's not the point! "Invader" Zim,you are now a traitor to Irk,you must be terminated!"

"Wait!What?Why?"

"Is he serious?...Well first of all ,your pack is filled with shrimlions mistakes,you made blackouts on Irk multiple times AND you killed four Tallests,FOUR"

"You're lying! Zim never killed anyone!"

"Yeah yeah,now don't move so I can end your ridiculous existence!"

Is that really clever to end the chapter here? I don't think so.