Invader Zari

Things goes crazy and stuff

The female irken was after Zim trying to shoot him,both were running in circle, they keep doing that for minutes then, the pink eyed irken's PAK start to malfunctioning,the lasers weren't shooting on their target anymore and the spider legs weren't moving properly,like it was really rusty, every move it made almost break it.

"No not now !" The spider legs stopped working and the irken fall on the floor "ouch"

" I guess I have no choice now...Damy, come here! "

A dirty broken,trash-like sir unit came out of the ship,it miserably fall from it. It stood up and walk on the direction of it's master.

"Damy! Take care of him! Catch him or something so I can kill him later,for now I have to take care of...some disfonctionnement of my PAK"

The sir unit,at least if we can qualify it as a sir unit, just walk to Zim who had stopped running.

"Damy destroy him I tell you !"

"Yes master"

"...What aye you waiting for?!"

The unit sat down

"...DAMY I COMMEND YOU TO DESTROY THE ENEMY"

"Yes master"

"...Damy, would you, please,at least,try to do something USELESS TRASH CAN!"

"Yes master"

"...why, aren't you, doing, anything,Damy?"

"I sit down to distract the target"

"Yeah...do that..."

Zim was watching this seen, almost unreal playing before his eyes. An irken come here to tell him that she will kill him,telling him that he was now a foe to Irk which was obviously a lie,and now she waiting for her trashy unit to do anything.

"Well,...I guess I'll go,c'mon Gir"

Him and Gir followed by mini moose who of course survived,left .That weird irken wasn't following so they simply walk away. She was still waiting after her robot,not saying a word. What on Irk was happening?

Zim came back hours later with a plan to destroy that annoying irken female but when he show up,she was  gone,he looked around, something was wrong ,then he saw a brand new house in his neighbourhood.

"What?!" Did she just set her base right there?! Why? She just came to terminate him,she was not supposed to stay here!

The door opened revealing a pair a glowing pink eyes.
"Hello Zim, I've been waiting for you"

"Why did you wait for me instead of chasing me ?"

the female irken came out from the dark dressed up like a human. She was wearing a blond wing ,a pink coat and scarf,she had also glasses to hide her eyes.

"...well...em...since my Pak doesn't work well and my sir unit is a jerk I just... decided to wait and people were looking at me like I was an alien or something so I thought I'll just hide in a base"

"... That's stupid"

"YOU'RE STUPID! Ahem, well like I was saying, I was waiting for you !"

Then Dib take a step outside the pink irken base

Zim screamed "WHY WAS THERE ( ̶b̶a̶c̶o̶n̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶s̶o̶a̶p̶) MY SWORN ENEMY IN YOUR BASE??!"

"Hi Zim ! She's my partner now!" Dib says

"That's right,that hooman knocked at my door and he asked me if I was an Irken,"I said yes of course I am!" At first he try to put me handcuffs but I told him that I wasn't here to conquer this ridiculous small and gross planet,I was here just to kill you and then he say "Can I help you?" And then I say "yes",and he told me to wear a disguise to look more hooman ,that way they will not try to kill me. So for now we team up"

Zim was pretty confused
"...so now.. you're gonna kill me or...?'

The pink irken answered
"No,not now , we are making a plan to exterminate you,I just wanted to tell you that I will kill you. But not now since we need a plan to do this"

"...okay....I... guess I'll be there, fixing my base"

That whole situation was completely absurd. Why would an Irken team up with some weak and filthy human?

Zim ordered the computer which was still working to fix the house,then he came back there for the rest of the day with Gir and minimoose until the next day, thinking about how get ride of that annoyance.