That Time I Dated Harry Styles

Intermission of the Plastics

It was going to be an hour until One Direction was going to come on so I was just talking with my friends and for some reason took a picture with one of the security guards just because I was bored. I had just realized that all this time I still don't know the name of my friends and felt pretty stupid. When I asked them what there name was they laughed because they didn't know my name either. The oldest one was Evanka Evans and she was 18 almost 19. The second oldest one was Kendall Greer and she was 18 1/2. The middle one was Jasmine Risher and she had just turned 18 3 weeks and 8 days ago. Then came me, Delilah Rose who has just turned 18 like 3 weeks ago and 4 days ago. I guess these tickets were my gift. It was a coincidence that Jasmine and I were only 4 days apart. Then came the youngest who's birthday was today. Her name was Laila Spears. She had brought a sign with her saying it's my birthday. I know the guys are going to be nice enough to sing to her happy birthday. It was now 30 minutes till the concert was going to start and the plastics had tapped me on the shoulder. My friends and I all turned around at the same time. Jasmine and I both said at the same time "what do you want". The plastics replied with their boyfriends in the back drinking beer "oh just some small talk about how your enjoying the concert, I saw Michael take a picture with you but then again I did manage to get a backstage pass from Calum while you and your dorky little friends were in the bathroom". I replied "Wow, stalk much". They replied "No, your literally just like 1 foot away from me how could I not hear your loud mouth?". Evanka replied "ok listen Gorilla legs I don't know about you but you are sick enough to actually come and stalk Delilah at probably one of the best experiences of her life". Kendall replied "Yeah at least I shave my legs and don't come from a species of monkeys and gorillas". The plastics replied "ohhh how dare you". Jasmine replied "suck it fat cheeks". The plastic replied "oh SHUT UP giraffe". Jenna replied "ok that's it" and tried to swing at her but we held her back. The security guard told us to break it up and not talk to each other until the concert is over. It was 20 minutes till the concert started and we all were just wanting to punch the plastics in the face so badly but we weren't going to let them get the best of us and ruin our concert. We just for the rest of the 20 minutes took selfies with each other and the plastics were already drunk and even one of them threw up and we laughed for the rest of the time. One direction was finally going to come on and we were all going to cry.