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It was winter, everyone was snowed in and was bored out of their minds. Therefore Hongjoong decided to make a groups chat full of people he had met on grindr.

@hongtall created a group

@hongtall named the group 'gays'

@hongtall added @mingay, @yeoyo,@jongapples,@marshwa,@choisun,@woodolfin and @yunhoeslays

@mingay
I was feeding my pet rubber duck, who are you and want to do you want?

@hongtall
Why and what are you feeding a rubber duck?

@mingay
bread of course, what do you think ducks eat? And anyway every one gets hungry sometimes

@yunhoeslays
So do you always feed inanimate objects or is this just a one off thing?

@mingay
I don't what that word means so I'm just going to say yes

@hongtall
I- 👁️👄👁️
Okay
Anyways, its snowing where I am and I got really bored so I made a group chat with random people I met on grindr.

@yunhoeslays
Ohhh, that explains the group name.

@yeoyo
Ok so I've just read the conversation that just happened about the rubber ducks and ill take it Mingay is under the age of 5

@mingay
Ill have you know, I am 18 years old

@yeoyo
Holy shit how is this loon the
same age as me

@jongapples
I was trying to sleep but then i had 11 notifications from 'gays'

@yeoyo
Its like 3pm, why would be sleeping now?

@marshwa
Yea i agree with yoyo

@choisun
Me too I also agree with yoyo

@jongapples
I DID NOT COME HERE TO FEEL ATTACKED

@yeoyo
Dont call me yoyo if u want to keep
both your knee caps, if u must know
my name it's Yeosang

@marshwa
I feel threatened plz don't hurt me

@woodolfin
Wait a minute, is that Kang Yeosang

@yeoyo
Yes now well done, you've just told my full name to random strangers on the Internet

@woodolfin
Wait a minute this is a group chat full of people from grinder right?

@hongtall
Yea

@Woodolfin
YEO, YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE GAY

@yeoyo
Neither did u but I already knew

@woodolfin
how-

@yeoyo
Because you spend the whole school day looking at Changbin's ass, practically drewling whenever you see him. You also have an 'unknown' hatred for his boyfriend Felix but im pretty sure it's just jealousy