NO READING!! (Full Story Under Reworking)

The unexpected rescue

Mario: Look , I'm sorry okay? She came with us to save meggy. Everything was going well. It's Francis you have to blame, he had Axol's pen, he drew an anime character and ordered it to stab her!

All Members: Oohhhhh......

Member 2: that explains it all.....

Member 3: Ya he's got a point!

Member 1: Okay, fine then thanks for the information. But one thing.... you were there! You could have saved her. That was your chance. why? Why??!!

Mario: You're right. I failed you..... I wish there was a way for me to fix it....

Member 1: There is really NO WAY! But....

Mario: But what?

Member: You have To find us a new leader!

Mario: WHAT?!?! (Joltron voice)

Member 1: Not just any type of leader.... someone that looks like desti and acts like her! That's how you can fix this. Deal?

Mario: Oh MAMAMIA!.....

???: LIKE HELL HE WOULD FIND YOU A NEW LEADER

(All Members looked up with pissed faces then shocked)

Member 1: What did you sa- wait who the hell are you??!

The figure reaveled to be smg3

Mario: SMG3??!!?

Smg3: That's right! (Pulls out a hose) TIME TO GET WASHED UP!!

All members: Oh Sh--

(Splash!)

Smg3 continued to splash the water everywhere until there was no one left. Then he went to go free Mario.

Smg3: Mario! Thank God your fine!

Mario: Uh thanks I guess.... why are you saving me? I though you hated me....

Smg3: Look I know I said that but I don't hate you that much to let these weird as- octolings to threaten and hurt you....

Members: Hey! I think they're in here!

Smg3: Oh Shit! They know we're here!! Come on let's scram!!(Grabs mario's hand and runs at sonic speed with him)

Mario: Ok! What do we do??

Smg3: I know! (Pulls out a grenade)

Mario: What are you doing?!?

Smg3: I'm going to blow these Octojerks like fried calamari! Fire in the hole!!!! (Throws the grenade) Ok!! Come on Run! RUN!! 

*BOOM!*

The grenade exploded below them causing them to fly in the air!

Smg3: AHHHH!!

Mario: Hey I can fly!

Smg3: Mario, Seriously??!!

They both landed on there faces but the explosion was so loud someone heard it all

Meggy: What?! What was that?

Meggy went to see what was going on and found mario and smg3 face first on the ground. (she hid on the side on the wall)

Meggy: *Thoughts* Why is mario here at night like this?? And why is Smg3 with him????

Smg3: OOF! God dammit Mario! Can you please explain to me why you were kidnapped by The Octoposse??!

Mario: I don't know! They came out of nowhere and smacked me on the head from behind! They were also blaming me for Desti's death!

Meggy: *Thoughts* What??!!

Smg3: So it's obvious then!

Mario: but it's no- wait. What?!? What did you say??!!

Smg3: If you think about it properly, YOU were the one who went for that anime battle with Fishy and Bob. Well technically it was Bob's fault anime was banned in the first place and caused PEACH to ban it which was on YOU because you were there that made Bob do it! Second you made it worse when you tried to smuggle anime into the castle with boopkins only to get caught by the Guards and Smg4 (A.S.S). They blew the anime merchandise which belonged to Francis and you got into trouble because of that. You were forced to stayback while Smg4, fishy, Bob, and Saiko went off to Japan.

Just for you to make a another giant mess during that lemonade and milk war crap. And you know what? The biggest mistake you made was trusting Francis. That costed almost everyone's lives, they could have died! Oh wait. That's right! Desti died!! Meggy was kidnapped because of you, because YOU trusted him. Desti had to drag herself into this crap YOU made just to save her. And what happens to her? she dies on an island!! Don't you understand?!? It cost her life! HER LIFE!!!!
Everyone you meet and know are not what you think anymore. Everyone's a liar and you're already fooling yourself everyday. The fact is, every time you do something extremely STUPID like this, everyone suffers.  People have to cover for you! People have to help YOU! Every time!! You can't even look up or step up for yourself! Do you know why?

Mario: W-Why??

Smg3: Because all you care is about YOURSELF!!!! (while pointing his finger on Mario's chest) you're not the one who sacrificed your life. In fact, this is why you never make friends. This is why nobody cares about you. THIS IS WHY EVERYBODY HATES YOU!! You are an a--! A dumb fat  Man! Useless, heartless, a disgrace! A menace! You think you are still a hero huh? WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING MISTER! YOU ARE NO HERO!! YOU.....ARE.......NOTHING!!!!!
A USELESS WASTE OF SPACE! Most importantly do you still think meggy and the rest still love or care about you? Not a chance in your life. ONLY A PURE IDIOT WOULD BE FRIENDS WITH A DUMB FAT PLUMBER LIKE YOU!

Okay wow almost 900 words! The next will be last of smg3's scolding on mario.