You gotta be KIDding me

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Error woke up in the usual white looking up at the souls and puppets. Weird, the voices weren't screaming at him like usual, actually what was more surprising was that they let him sleep this long.

He sat up scratching his skull, opening new and old wounds not noticing the pain and blood dropping down his skull. What he noticed tho was his very long sleeves getting in the way, he frowned and looked at his now blood covered hand - Since when are his sleeves this long? - Error then noticed that it was not his sleeves that were bigger rather it was his hands that were smaller.

His eyes widened in shock and confusion as he shot to his feet, causing his shorts to fall off as they were too big and his hoodie looking more like a dress reaching his ankles.

"WhAt the acTual fUck-!" He flinched at his own voice which was now more high pitched like of a child's.

Error ignored that fact and turned to examine his own body. He was now half his normal size -and he was already very short before- He froze as horrified thoughts crossed his mind before he summoned his strings and blasters and shoot his violent attacks at the emptiness of the Anti-void.

He sighed in relief. - Whatever happened to him it didn't affect his powers. So what if he shrunk a little - Error's eyes glowed in pure insanity as a twisted grin grew on his face - he could still have his fun~

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"HahahAhAhaHahaHAh!"

Error laughed adorably with his now child-like voice while shooting his strings around warping monsters by their souls and trashing the place. Giggling as he violently kicked down the snowman.

He could hear some snickering coming from the tied up monsters. Error turned around to see them happily chatting and some were making weird squealing noises and smiling at him. He tilted his head in confusion. - Where they not afraid to die? Why are they smiling? Are they masochists?... Or are they not scared because he is small now? Maybe Error just needs to give them a reason to fear him? - He gave a evil -but cute- grin which only made them get louder, squealing in delight at the adorable sight.

But it soon turned to screams and cries as the strings around their souls tightened, slowly squeezing the soul until it completely shattered and they turned to dust one after another. A slow and really painful death.

"NoT so haPpy nOw huh~" He giggled evilly at their screams and cries. This was much better than the previous noises.

"Error!!" Ink jumped out of a portal followed by the star Sanses.

"Stop killing inocent people-!"

He cut himself at the sight before him. A small glitchy giggling playfully kicking the red snow and splashing in puddles of blood as the bottom of his oversized hoodie was painted red.

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"...Error?"

Error turned to them finally noticing their presence, he growled at them.

"WOAH SO CUTE!" Blue ran to him and pulled the adorable small glitchy into a hug. -Yeah sure just ignore the blood- Error glitched strongly, thrashing around.

Dream walked to them.

"...Is that Error?"

Ink looked at the small glitchy rubbing his chin. "I'm not sure-"

"Let gO of mE you daMn aboMinatiOn!" He screamed clawing Blue.

"Yup that's him alright."

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