Error!Sans Oneshots

You gotta be KIDding me part2

[ Start~ ]

Nightmare stepped out of a portal with a smirk, holding a fainted Horror in a tentacle and a giggling Error in another. Cross and killer following right behind.

"I wIsh I coULd've sEe iNk's stUpid fAce wHen he nOticed we wEre aLreAdy goNe." Error laughed just thinking about it, ignoring the fact that he just got kidnapped -again.

Nightmare looked at him with a twisted grin. "Now now~ are you sure you should be laughing in this situation?~" He said as his eye glowed a bright menacing blue.

Error raised an eyebrow. "WeLl duH. iNk mUst be sO anNoyed! It's So daMn funNy!" He gave a cute but evil grin. Not even noticing Nightmare's poor attempt to threaten him.

"Wow so it really is Error." Cross stared with widened eyes at the small glitchy kid and began poking his chubby cheeks. 'Cute~' He mentally squealed.

"StoP fuckiNg tOucHing mE!" Error bit his hand like a damn snake.

Cross let out a girly scream, yanking his hand away from the little beast. "HOLLY FUCK!"

Error hissed at him while kicking in Nightmare's grasp, causing Cross to flinch back rubbing the bite mark with soft whimpers, tears of pain forming in his eyes.

"Heh cute like a kitten but poisonous like a snake." Killer said with a chuckle and tried to poke Error's chubby cheeks too despite all the growling and kicking. He smirked teasingly approaching his finger to the angry little glitch. But before he could touch him, Killer was hit by Horror's corpse and fell on the ground hitting his skull. "AARG! WHAT THE-"

"Hold that for me." Nightmare said somehow annoyed, lifting Error higher.

Killer cursed under his breath violently throwing the corpse off him and getting up. While Horror was still peacefully sleeping despite all the beating. While Cross was caressing his own hand with teary eyes. While Error began munching on Nightmare's tentacle- wait what?

Nightmare stared at him dumbfounded. Did Error's mind regressed back into a child's too? -would that make any difference?

The little glitchy was bitting the goopy tentacle, trying to get free but it was like bitting mud, except it tasted worse, his face twitched in disgust and he spat the goop out of his mouth -on Killer's face- sticking his tongues out disgusted.

"YUck! yOu tAsTe liKE sHit!"

Killer wiped his face that was now covered in goop, with soft whines of disgust. Nightmare heard them tho and smacked him with a tentacle, feeling offended. Then turned back to Error, raising an eyebrow.

"And what were you expecting it to taste like, you idiot. Chicken?" He said sarcastically, feeling kinda uncomfortable at having someone actually trying to eat his goop, not even Horror dared to do that -yet.

"...friEd octOpuS?" Error said innocently as he tilted his head.

"Pffff- hahahahahaha!" Horror burst out laughing, lying on the floor, - Yeah he woke up like a minute ago and for some reason his body was hurting a lot and some of his ribs were cracked... He was sure those cracks weren't there yesterday. - Horror laughed despite all his bones hurting, but his laughter soon turned to cries when the angry octopus kicked him in the stomach. Horror held his stomach groaning at the added pain.

Nightmare then turned to glare darkly at Error, taking that he was mocking him, only to realize that the glitchy kid was not joking. Nope, Error was dead serious, staring at the octopus with a tint of disappointment in his mismatched eyes. - It caused Nightmare to believe that Error had already since long been wondering if Nightmare really tasted like octopus. Somehow that explained a lot of things. - The goopy skeleton felt a shiver run down his spine as a memory flashed through his mind, his glare turning to a mixture of awe and confusion.