Error!Sans Oneshots

You gotta be KIDding me part3

[ Start~ ]

Error was watching the Multiverse burn down through a one-way portal, sitting comfortably on a couch while using the botom of the dress as a butt pillow since it was puffy and soft - He was still wearing the dress Nightmare forced on him, turns out he actually liked it, it was really convenient and comfortable. Also Error thought it looked really good on him. He realized he prefers dresses now. - Error watched the war while eating sweet popcorn and melted chocolate.

"Hmpf It's oNly beEn Two weeks And the mUltiverse iS alrEady a fuckiNg meSs! SavaGes!" Error complained stuffing his face with popcorn - he is definitely not annoyed because they were doing a better job than him destroying the Multiverse, nope, not at all.

"At leAst I geT to wAtch theM kilL onE aNother." He grumbled, crunching popcorn with narrowed eyes as he watched the battle between 'good' and 'evil' take place.

Ever since the war stared, everyone began looking for Error, he couldn't even go visit Outertale anymore because a bunch of idiots -from both sides- were hidden there -in the bushes, trees and god knows where else- waiting for him to show up. At first he thought it was funny how everyone was fighting and killing each other, but now that he was the main target it was just annoyng. No matter where he went someone would chase after him - Did they stop fearing him? Are they all underestimating him just because he was small? Do they think they finally have a chance to kill him? Hah! delusional fools! Error could easily kill all those abominations if he wanted to! ...Or that's what he liked to think, but in reality his smaller figure did get in the way. Plus they were too many. - So Error hid in the safest place he knew - no, not the Anti-void, heck everyone knew of that damn place - he hid in Aftertale in Geno's safe screen. No one would find him there.

Error was just gonna kill Geno off and take over the place and turn it into his secret hideout - Nightmare has his own so why not Error, everyone just bursts into the Anti-void whenever they want like it was their fucking playground - maybe make some changes here and there, some puppets and souls on the ceiling, he'll also need a nice couch, whatever he'll just take underfell's. But apparently Geno wasn't even here, maybe he finally killed himself? 'I heard something about him meeting with death afterall.' Error recalled before shrugging. Whatever, it saves him the trouble of dealing with him personally.

So now Error was comfortably sitting on the couch and eating chocolate covered popcorn while enjoying the show. - Nightmare and Ink were fighting again, while the background was literally on fire and a bunch of insane and sane Sanses and Papyruses fought amid the flames. - Error still didn't understand what the war was about. But he didn't care anyways.

"BreAk hIs pAintBrush ya duMbshit!" He yelled at the screen even though he knew no one could hear him. "What aRe yA dOing ya STuPid oCtoPUs!" Error yelled and booed throwing popcorn at the screen - no wonder during the fight some Sanses though they saw popcorn fall from the sky. - Error wasn't really on anyone's side but he did enjoy seeing his mortal enemy suffer so he gladly cheered for Nightmare.

"HAhAHAHAhAhaHAhAHAH!"
Error laughed when Nightmare stabbed Ink with a tentacle.

"Found ya~"

Error froze before slowly turning to look behind. Only to be greeted with a creepy grin.

"...sHit."

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[Ink's AU]

Ink walked out of a portal, exhausted from the battle.

"Stupid Nightmare, always stabbing people with his stupid tentacles." He grumbled in pain as he walked through the living room, dragging his broken paintbrush across the floor.