Error!Sans Oneshots

You gotta be KIDding me part4

[ Start~ ]

Fresh and Error stared at the portal, in silence.

"...Wow yOu arE sooOo dEad." Error said giggling evilly. Both Ink and Nightmare hunting the parasite? Error is sure gonna enjoy this.

Fresh stared blankly as he closed the portal before he plastered on a smile. "Nah brah. This AU is well hidden. Not even Ink can-"

"Fresh! You damn traitor!!" A very angry voices yelled from the other side of the door. Soon the door was broken down and Ink jumped inside holding his paintbrush. "Where's Error-"

Ink froze, his eye sockets widened at what he saw - Error was on Fresh's lap, while the parasite had his arms around him like in a hug. What was more shocking was that Error didn't even seem bothered by it at all! - Ink's eye lights glowed red as he felt his anger grow even more, he wanted to kill that damn parasite.

"HOw tHe hEck diD yOu fInd Us So fAst?" Error asked actually impressed, - he kinda just forgot where he was sitting.

"Dream felt Fresh's positive emotions a while ago!" Ink answered, growing as he said the parasite's name, glaring daggers at him "Now! Fresh! Hand him over!!" He threatened with a dark voice, pointing his paintbrush at him.

"No! Mah precious!" Fresh hissed, backing away, while hugging Error tighter against his ribcage.

"You're cRushIng My bonEs yA beach!" The litle glitch struggled. He was sure he heard a crack.

"Careful now. That's my property you are holding." Nightmare said darkly as he walked out of a portal, his eye light glowing a menacing blue. Cross followed right behind him.

"...let mE gueSs, yOu feLt FResh's neGativIty juSt noW aNd caME." Error said raising a -non-existent- eyebrow. - It must be really convenient being a guardian of feelings, if you wanna be a damn stalker that is.

"No, I asked my magic mirror and it told me where you were." Nightmare said sarcastically.

"You have a magic mirror?!" Cross gasped from behind him in awe, with stars in his eyes.

Nightmare turned around with a 'wtf' face. "Cross, you are an idiot."

While they were distracted, Fresh tried to sneak away with Error, but Ink noticed.

"Don't you dare!" Ink threw paint at Fresh but he dodged. "Give me Error!"

"I dare you to come and take him from me." Fresh grinned darkly, pulling down his shades, to reveal his host's cracked soul, purple magic fuming from his shockes as he glared down at them.

Everyone in the room shivered, except the king of nightmares of course.

"Damn parasite, you think you can trick me and get away with it? Although I might spare you life if you give that to me." Nightmare walked towards Fresh, sharpening his tentacles and releasing his negative aura.

The three glared at each other in a circle -or triangle whatevs- ready to attack, while Error watched wondering who was gonna die first.