Jennifer's Body

Wear Something Cute

Honestly it's slim pickings here in Devils Kettle,but for some reason my friend Needy is dating Chip who is a drummer in the marching band.No hate but she could do better! So I found a hot indie band on MySpace who are appearing tonight at Melody Lane,I have to get Needy away from Chip so she can experience more worldly city guys.I mean they are so salty and Chip is pepper and let's face it who likes sneezing all the time.

I know you are thinking 'whoa there Jennifer!why are you hating on your friends man well honestly I remember her being more available for me.I remember having sleepovers at her house and getting alittle drunk,no worries her mom was never home,she worked late and so it was me and Needy.One night we were total lipstick lesbos,but girls will be girls and I still love Needy.Honestly I haven't thought to hard about that night but lately I feel like Needy is mine? Because we did more than kiss. So why be with Chip.

I know seeing 'Low Shoulder' may show her or at least get her off chips dick. I know she dresses alittle frumpy but she is beyond beautiful I love her wavy blond hair and gigantic baby blue eyes.Those full lips I mean I still tingle remembering the kiss and playing mommy and daddy that night which I bet Chip hasn't done yet.

"What's up vagasile?" I ask my little Needy.
"Nothing much monastat" she smiles at me and I tell her about the band but she mentions how she promised to hang with Chip UGH! More like chump that boy is a total zero. Most men are just morsels and women have boob power.Maybe I'm bitter but do these horny fucks care? Naw they stare at my ass and dream of anal which HURTS I literally am never sitting on a frozen bag of peas ever again.I guilt her by saying I'm crossing her out and she gives in and asks me what times the show.Results but like was there ever any doubt? This is my chance to get Chip out of the picture.