Jennifer's Body

R.I.P Colin Gray

After fucking Needy and keeping her from Chips dick I felt hungry.Needy was sleeping and looked so happy and beautiful,well we did just fuck for how many hours? It's part of the reason I hint for her to cover up,I get lime green jello if a guy takes her from me.Still Chip came like some horny perv from hell.

I left and kissed well more like made out with Needy night and her mom came back and We caught up. She's a sweet lady and I love the benefits of her job,once I finish the tea her mom makes I say night and hug Needy and head home.

The next day I look like boo boo,my hair is dull and lifeless and my skins breaking out! God it's like I'm one of the normal girls. So I put on my purple devils kettle sweater and a pair of jeans because there is no point of make up going on my skin,it'll make it worse.

I make it to class and Needy and Chastity are fighting over the fact that no one from 'Low Shoulder' helped when the fire broke out but perpetual virgin chastity has to say "they are American hero's and it's on the Wikipedia" what a fucking moron.

Needy is talking about how she hates the song and I comment on how poorly produced the mix version is when she tries to tactfully ask what's up with me.Why I look tired,oh easy there tiger you sucked a lot of my sexual zest.I need to recharge with another high carb snack and soon.

That's when I see Colin he is my lab partner and I sit next to him in English.He lends me notes for each class, we got to talking because we both love the new well new to me indie band 'The Dwarfs' and we actually have history with him going to the same summer camp I used to go to before he became tall dark and dead.

He is stuttering and mentions rocky something,I knew he was mustering up the courage to ask me out.Ill let this die quick "I don't like boxing movies" with him saying "it isn't a fucking boxing movie....okay fuck it" before he gets to far Needy tells me how she thinks he is really cool and I joke "my dick is bigger than his" but she seems to think something about him so he is my next snack.

"Wait...why don't you come over to my house I just got aquamarine on DVD it's about a girl whose half Sushi,i guess she has sex through her blow hole" he agrees and I tell him I'll text him my address.

I head out and see Chip in my rear view,that boys a dead dick walking. Besides I've taken most of Needy's firsts and I'm sure a habitual carrot grabber can't do what I can do,another perk is my sexual appetite,I am a sexual god.I can tell that Needy's body is craving me and Chip won't please her not a bit,but still I hate when someone touches my toys.

After school I find one of the abandoned houses under construction in the fancier new neighborhood for rich middle class. I set up and make it believable that he will think we will fuck with some candles and a blanket. I need to recharge and quick.

I hear Colin and am lying in wait as he says "hello" and gets a look around. It dawns on him that we won't be watching anything tonight and that's when I come in "this isn't your house is it?" I smile "no baby this is our house where we can play mommy and daddy" and he asks me if I even know his last name,haha men they always wanna talk.

We are making out and a rat runs by and he gets freaked out and cuts himself on a nearby saw, "oh you cut yourself,that's so emo" as I break his arm and show him my eyes "I need you frightened,I need you hopeless" I can feel Needy,she is connected to me,she's feeling everything Colin is and I can feel everything she is feeling.Well looks like Chip finally got his dick wet,but he isn't doing her right.I am not going to leave much of Colin.I need to finish getting Needy and killing Chip,after all every great heroine needs a love interest.

I finish eating Colin and am at a hundred percent unkillable and he tastes like chocolate oddly enough.So I leave the rest of Colin for the rats I'm sure they need the nourishment .I can feel Needy and she just left Chips house and is heading home so why not punish her alittle for fucking that loser.I place myself at the Center of the road and she screams and swerved.Oh my dear Needy I am not through with you yet,fucking Chip wasn't a good idea plus those five minutes were underwhelming I can tell.

I jump on her windshield and she screams and swerves again I fall back and she speeds home.See you there lover.