BAU Group Chat

What?!

Our Genius🥰: Guys

Our Genius🥰: Guys

Our Genius🥰: GUYS

Our Genius🥰: FUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!!!

Asian Hunkado😋: What? What happened? Are you okay?

Newbie😤: What he said👆👆

Sugar Tits👅: Reid.....what happened?

Cheeto Breath👄: uhhhh.. you okay?

Our Genius🥰: Remember when you guys asked if Elle and I had sex? Yeah. Well the reason she's back is because she wanted to tell me that she's 3 months pregnant.

Italy's Finest🇧🇬: 👀👀👀

Baby G💕: Well that happened faster than I thought. But EEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! I'm so excited!!!! We're finally getting a baby genius!!!!

Our Genius🥰: Guuuuyyyysssss I don't think I'm ready to be a father. What if I mess up? What if I'm a terrible parent?

Cheeto Breath👄: Reid. All of us who will be first time parents think that. Parenting isn't easy. No one is the perfect parent.

Asian Hunkado😋: What JJ said. But when you see that child for the first time, all of your worries go away.

Our Genius🥰: But I over analyze things like this.

Sugar tits👅: Everything will be okay.

Sexy Mama😜: Don't worry Reid.

2 hours later

Sugar Tits👅: I'm eating your pussy with ice until you scream tonight. And I  might eat your ass again 👅👅🤤 💦💦💦💦

Sugar Tits👅: Ahhhhh!!!! Wrong person. Well, group chat in this case.

Hunky Muscles😍: Wrong person? Who is the right person? You're dating Mendoza. What the hell? I am confusion!

Cheeto Breath👄: Well fuck I wish it were me. Hot DAMN💦💦👅

Sugar Tits👅: Oh baby you already know it's you🤤🤤🤤🤤😏😏

Sexy Mama😜: Wrong person?

Sugar Tits👅: Nope 😏

Hotch Pockets🌯: HUH?!?!?! What is going on here? You're married JJ, and Prentiss you're taken.

Sugar Tits👅: Mendoza and I mutually broke up like a month ago.

Cheeto Breath👄: Well I guess this is the time for my announcement. Will and I are getting a divorce. We both fell out of love for each other and fell for someone else.

Baby G💕: Hold the fuck up. Prentiss, you and Mendoza are always hanging out with each other. JJ, you and Will still seem like you're still married.

Sugar Tits👅: We're still friends. He's kind of like a guy best friend. I even helped him find a girlfriend.

Cheeto Breath👄: Will and I technically are still married. But we are also still friends.

Hunky Muscles😍: So have yo two moved in with each other then?

Cheeto Breath👄: Not yet. We are looking for a bigger house to move into with each other.

Hotch Pockets🌯: Huh. Well let me know when the wedding is.

Sugar Tits👅: We will.

Sexy Mama😜: Well today took an unexpected turn of events.

Newbie😤: Yeah no kidding.

Asian Hunkado😋: But at least they are happy turn of events.

Sexy Mama😜: True.

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Hey guys! I hope you liked this part!