BAU Group Chat

Are You Serious?!?!

Daddy🥵: Guys I have something to say.......

Hunky Muscles😍: What's that momma?

Daddy🥵: I don't know how you guys will take it........

Asian Hunkado😋: Well don't leave us hanging!

Daddy🥵: I'm pregnant.....

Our Genius☺️: The fuck? You cheated on Emily?! How could you?!?!

Sexy Mama😜: Are you serious right now?!

Italy's Finest🇮🇹: I'm not even going to say anything.

Hotch Pockets🌯: The fuck?

Sugar Tits👅: What the fuck? WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!

Sugar Tits👅: I'm just kitten😂 I'm so excited!

Newbie😤: Will someone explain?? Like huh🤨🤔

Daddy🥵: Babe, want to explain?

Sugar Tits👅: Sure. So there's a lot you guys don't know about me. Well, actually a little. But this you definitely don't know about.

Asian Hunkado😋: Keep going......

Sugar Tits👅: I was born intersexual. I have boobs, but I also have a dick. I refer to it as my "strap on" so you guys think I'm normal. JJ was the only one who knew. I do have another actual strap on, but it's smaller than my dick. I didn't want you guys to know. But I guess I'm able to get JJ pregnant......

Hunky Muscles😍: Wait. So your biggest strap on is referring to your dick?

Sugar Tits👅: Yeah.

Hotch Pockets🌯: I always knew there was something masculine about you.

Baby G💕: I'm late to the party because I was practicing clarinet, but OH MY GOSH HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS?!?!

Hunky Muscles😍: So you REALLY hurt JJ? Like, destroyed her?

Newbie😤: Oh my gosh😂😂😂😂

Daddy🥵: DEREK! Wtf😂

Italy's Finest🇮🇹: Damn kids these days

Asian Hunkado😋: 😂😂😂 you just got called a kid

Our Genious☺️:  Derek we do NOT need to know their sex life😂

Baby G💕 changed Sugar Tits👅 to Pussy Destroyer🍆

Pussy Destroyer🍆: I fucking hate you😂

Sexy Mama😜: 🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is by far my favorite group chat that I've ever been in

Daddy🥵: Glad Emily and I's sex life could make this the best group chat🤣🤣

Our Genius☺️: I just realized something!! Emily REALLY IS daddy material!

Hotch Pockets🌯: Oh my gosh the genius is right😂😂😂

Hunky Muscles😍: Bruhhhhh she really did confirm it! Oh my gosh😂

Daddy🥵: I mean, yeah, can confirm that😏😏😏

Pussy Destroyer🍆: Why do I love you guys😂😂😂😂

Italy's Finest🇮🇹: Just one day of normal conversation. Just one.

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Hey guys! Sorry it took so long to update. I hope you like it!