You were sitting on the couch watching American Horror Story when out of no where you get a text. You reached over to the table to see who it was from and suprise, it was the guy you have had a crush on for like 3 years.
Wut
You waited a minute because you didn't want to seem all creepy because you have it where they can see if you read their texts. When you opened the text it read
"Hey Lilly"
Like whut
You replied with
"Hey"
You sat our phone down and waited for him to text you back hoping he would and that he wasn't just mistakin you for like the other billion Lilly's in our school. Your phone went off again.
"Wanna hang out today?"
Really.Now. While I'm watching tv. Eh oh whale.
"Yeah sure when and where?"
What is happening.
He texted you to meet him at the park in about 2 hours so you started getting ready. You took a quick shower and did the stuff you needed to. When you got done you blow dried your hair and put on your make up. You put on a Muscle tank top and some shorts and headed downstairs. You still had some time to spare so you ate a banana. He texted you that he was at the park so you threw on a pair of vans and grabbed your pennyboard and headed to the park. When you got to the park you found Brent sitting under a tree on his phone. You decided to have some fun and hid behind the tree to scare him.
PANCAKES you screamed making him jump with fear while his SHARKIESHA weave fell to the ground and started a fire. He went over to you and slapped you like a clown. Then out of nowhere he grew wings and flew off leaving you there clueless with a pineapple shaped print on your forehead. You were standing there in shock when he came back down and started slowly walking to you, and whisperd in your ear, "you shouldn't have killed my blueberry names phillip." He then begins to stab you with a leaf covered in porky pines. You fall to the ground and REALISE you are a magic goat and pull out a pokeball and Chuck it at his knee. He falls to the ground and immediately dies slow death. You called you unicorn to come pick you up then y'all got Subway.
I GOT REALLY BORED WITH THIS AND DECIDED TO HAVE FUN SORRY😂😂
