#6- Pickup lines

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Niall -
"Are you from Starbucks? Because I like you a latte."

Zayn -
"You're like a dictionary. You add meaning to my life."

Harry -
"My cat's dead, can I play with your pussy instead?"

Liam -
"Are you into silverware because I like to spoon?"

Louis -
"I'm gonna go for two after I score."

A/N ~ I found these online so if these are yours, first off thanks for letting me use them and second I thought these were pretty funny. Always I will be more active because I am on break for school! Credit to the creators of these pickup lines! Have a good day/night ~ Louiscarrotz28 💕

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