1.yo mama so ugly when she that her pillow cries at midnight.
2.to mama so ugly,I took her to the zoo and the zookeeper said thanks for bringing her back.
3.yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest they said sorry no
professionals allowed.
4.yo mama so ugly even hello kitty said goodbye.
5.yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume to try out for Star Wars.
6.yo mama so ugly that one direction went the other direction.
7.yo mama so ugly that the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.
8.yo mama so ugly that even CSI couldn't solve her mystery
9.yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
10.yo mama so ugly that bullets refuse to kill her.
11.yo mama so ugly people from New Orleans are giving her money.
12.yo mama so ugly they filmed gorillas in the mist in her shower.
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BOOK OF YO MAMA JOKES
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