1.yo mama so hairy she almost died of rug burn at birth.
2.yo mama so hairy she where's a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.
3.yo mama so hairy she shaves with a weedwhacker.
4.yo mama so hairy when she moans she sounds like chewbacca.
5.yo mama so hairy she can stay at hotel Transylvani.
5.yo mama so hairy when she looks in the mirror Bloody Mary goes away.
6.yo mama so hairy that when your baby brother was born he died of rug burn.
7.yo mama so hairy her butt hairs get clogged in the toilet when she flushes.
8.yo mama so hairy when she ran track everybody sang who let the dogs out.
9.yo mama so hairy when she walked up to King Kong he said the Family reunion is over there.
10.yo mama so hairy she got cornrows on her feet.
11.yo mama so hairy she makes a gorilla look shaved.
12.yo mama so hairy big foot saw her and fell in love.
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BOOK OF YO MAMA JOKES
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