WARNING
This will have sexual things invovled. Please do not read if you are under 13 or if you do not know what sex is. PLEASE!
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A man and a woman were celebrating their 50th anniversary. They were talking before their dinner about how they should celebrate their big evening. The woman decided she would cook a big dinner for her husband. Then he said they should do what they did on their wedding night and eat at the dinner table naked. The woman agreed. Later that night at the table, the woman says, "Honey, my nipples are as hot for you as they were fifty years ago." The man replies, "That's because they are sitting in your soup."
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HumorWARNING This will have sexual things invovled. Please do not read if you are under 13 or if you do not know what sex is. PLEASE! Some stuff maybe sexist. I'll put it at the beginning if it is sexist. and please follow
