Sex Stories/Jokes

Airplane Ending

~Warning- This will have sexual things invovled. Please do not read if you are under 13 or if you do not know what sex is. PLEASE! Sexism in this part~

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!". 

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