Vikke X Author

Chapter 2; Scaredy Cat!

"Vikke! I wanna watch a horror movie!" Vikke looked at me, he knew I hated horror, but he trusted me. "Alright then, Jeane" The viking zombie grabbed a remote and turned on a large tv, turning on Netflix, then playing some random ass horror movie, it was called 'the banana spilts' or something...and as soon as it started I cuddled up to Vikke. "Skraeling, you can't be scared already.." "I am! I've heard of this before and it's really scary! But you're here so I can totally watch it!" I Smiled at the large viking zombie, then turned to the screen, cuddling up to Vikke more.

+Small Time Skippu+

Stevie is fuckin dead, drooper fucking killed the bastard! "F U C K- WHAT THE HELL" I jumped slightly, gagging. "Ew, ew, ew. How did he die, he just got a lollipop shoved in his throat not a knife. Is that even lethal?!"

+Extremely small time SKIPPU!+
Fuck you mitch. Fuck you...your family deserves so much better... oh cool, Jonathan or whoever he was drags his daughter to find a producer, Poppy left to explore. Harley and Zoey and doing protag stuff.
"Vikke..I beg for d e a t h."

+Time Skippu again+

FLEEGLE U HOE YOU KILLED THADD! HE JUST PROPOSED YOU TH Ot! POPPY IS S A D! HOW DARE?!
Fuck. Welp, Drooper almost killed our least favorite bitchy dad, not mitch. The other one who actually cares but was still an asshole- but he l i v e s. The giant Money t h o t. Snatched his C H I L D. "VIKKE SAVE ME-"

+Another tiny skip+
BOOM A RANDOM ASS DUDE DIES! BECAUSE ABRA-CA-FUCKIG SHIT! WE'RE ONLY 51 MINUTES IN AND F U C K. But luckily Mitch got ran over. But fuck he lived.
The decent bitch dad who literally got roasted comes over to our main adult protags talkin bout fleegles and shit.

Oh also our main kids are in the banana spilts creepy work shop... "n o- god lord please no- NO!" "Calm down, skraeling!" The main kids are in a cageee, with best actress child.

+Another skip+

"E n d m e." "No Skraeling" ITS FUCKING SLOPPY T I M e- fuck my life. Jonathan dies on the course first..then Rebecca..Rebecca got her head bashed open and Jonathan got stabbed...we're only 1 hour and 4 minutes in!
Main kids find the only not evil banana spilt Snorky..ok then. This is fucking f i n e, like actually fine because Snorky is adorable and wholesome. "VIKKE DATS CUTE! ITS CUTE!" Vikke rolled his eyes and smiled.

'Are they doing the snorky shuffle?' What the fuck it look like little girl! OF COURSE THEY'RE DOIN' THE SNORKY SHUFFLE!

+Another skippu+
Mad lad slightly evil Karl fuckin dies because Poppy is a badass- fuck u carl. "Damn. That was epic.." a minute later, 1 hour 12 minutes in, We seeee, Doug's dead body, literally like a second later we see about 18 dead bodies!

Not long later we see STEVIES DEAD BODY AGAIN AND THE EVIL TH Ots ARE SHOWING MULTIPLE ADORABLE CHILDREN HIS BODY WHAT THE FUCK? "I crave death now" "Skraeling no"

Next Andy dies by being torn limb from limb..1 hour 18 minutes in. Aaaaaah.

The kids break free! Oh and Beth is a badass, she murders the banana splits like a b o s s. Fuck, I forgot the Monkey whore- o h. Snorky murders Bingo, Bingo murders Snorky. Y Snorky die he was bby-

Finally it was over, everyone was happy to live, but..Poppy, SHIT POPPY WENT CRAZY WENT STUPID AND KILLED MITCH "AAA FUCKING TITTY SHIT FUCK MY GODDAMN LIFE F U C K!" Vikke just, Vikke was Confused, he hugged me and sighed. "I knew ya'd get scared, skraeling. You hate horror" "Shut up-"