Nada Patrol (Cliff Steele x OC)

How It Starts

Cliff sat on the edge of his bed.
He was feeling very lonely, but even more horny or at least he thought he was horny. He wanted nothing more than to feel that sweet release of cum
Spewing from his dick into the pussy of a beautiful human.
"Ah fuck... " He sighed at the thought.
He lied back on the bed and closed his eyes, running his metal hand down his body.

He reached down and unbuttoned his pants.
Why am I doing this? I don't even have a dick?? He thought to himself
but he unbuttoned it anyway.
"What the fuck?!" Cliff said aloud.
To his surprise there was an erected shaft between his legs. But why is there a note attached? Cliff reached down and pulled the note off.

Dear Cliff,

You're welcome.

With love, Niles. <3

"Weird flex... But thanks."
He whispered. Cliff realized that Niles
Probably gave him this magnum dong
When he was getting repairs yesterday. Cliff wrapped his hand around his dick and started to pump it slowly. "Fuck... " He hissed through his teeth. Suddenly there was a knock at his door. "Ah Shit. Give me a minute!" He called out.
He shoved his dick back in his pants and walked to the door.

"Sorry about that- wait. Who the fuck are you?!?" Cliff said. Standing in front of him was a girl with a pink pixie cut and a band shirt. She stepped into his room.
"I'm here to help you with your."
She looked over at the wall and raised an eyebrow. "Problem."
Cliff tilted his head. "My- my what?"
He said. She huffed.
"I'm gonna fuck you." She stated.

Cliff closed the door.
"Did Niles send you?" He asked.
She walked over to his bed and started to take off her top.
She looked over at him. "Well are you coming?" She asked. Cliff shrugged his shoulders. "I guess I will be."
He winked and approached the bed.
She stood up and pulled his leather jacket off of his shoulders.
She placed her hands on either side of his face and pulled him down into a kiss.

Cliff was slightly taken aback considering he can't feel her lips.
But he leaned into the kiss and laced his fingers into her pink hair.
She turned him around and shoved him down on the bed.
"Lay down and relax." She smiled.
"Oh, uh okay." He said quietly and layed back. He watched her take her blue pants off. "Do you want music. I can play music?" Cliff offered.
She looked up and nodded.

"That doesn't sound to bad." She said.
Cliff stood up and walked over to his sound system. After a moment
Redbone by Childish Gambino started
Playing. Cliff got back on the bed.
She stood up and leaned over him,
Gently placing another kiss on his lips. "You ready?" She asked.
Cliff nodded. She pulled away and knelt down between his legs. And started to undo his pants. He watched her patiently as she did so.
She pulled the fabric down his legs and to the floor and his dick sprung free.

She reached up and began to pump it.
Cliff leaned his head back and moaned softly. After a minute she let go and climbed up on the bed, straddling his hips. She slowly lowered herself till he was completely filling her. "Ah, fuck... " She moaned.
She began to gently rock her hips.
Cliff couldn't believe that he could actually feel what was happening.
Or at least he was pretty sure that he was actually feeling it.

She concentrated and continued to rock fast and hard, Cliff on the other hand was a moaning mess. The feeling of that sweet release building up in his stomach. She leaned forward and placed her hands on his chest and Cliff placed his hands on her hips, thrusting hard into her. She moaned loudly into his ear and if Cliff could sweat, He knew that there would be sweat beading on his forehead right now.

His thrusts became quick and sloppy.
As he finally got his sweet release.
"Oh, Fuck!" He moaned loudly, throwing his head back as his hips jerked up. They sat there for what felt like forever, taking in the bliss of the moment. After a while she slipped off of him and sat on the bed next to him.
"That was fucking awesome... "
Cliff said. She looked back at him and smiled. "Yeah, it was... " She said.

She stood up and began to get dressed.
"Hey, uh... Could I get your number?
I really like you, and I wouldn't mind
Seeing you again." Cliff said.
She nodded, pulling her pants up.
She walked over to his desk and started to write it down. She walked back. "There you go." She said and placed the note on his side table.
She grabbed her shirt and slipped it over her head.
"I guess I'll see you later." She smiled.

Cliff sat up. "Yeah, that would be really awesome. I'll call you later if that's okay with you." He said.
She nodded and went to the door.
She turned around and waved at him.
He returned the wave and there she went. Cliff reached over and picked up the note. "WHAT THE FUCK?!"

The Brotherhood Of Nada

Cliff heard a shout from down the hall. Cliff pulled his pants up and ran out the door. Niles was wheeling himself towards Cliff.
"CLIFF! I  think Doom Manor was invaded and they drugged me."
He said. It wasn't until this very moment that Cliff noticed that Niles had lipstick on and "Nada" was written on his forehead in red lipstick. "Oh fuck! Did you even do these repairs on me!?" Cliff said, motioning between his legs.

Niles looked shocked. "That's how I know they drugged me. I don't remember giving you any repairs."
He said. "Wait, so you didn't even leave a note on my dick?" Cliff asked, slightly panicked. Niles' eyes widened
"You have a dick?" He asked, sounding slight scared. Cliff placed his hands on the sides of his head.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!"