It was finally time, Shrek figured today he would ask Onceler to be his Boyfriend.
He was getting ready, putting his finest clothes on and then, suddenly, the doorbell rang. "I'M COMIN' DONKEY." Screamed Shrek.
To his surprise, it wasn't Donkey at the door, it was Onceler. He kissed him with all his might, "I'm glad you came!" said Shrek. They got in the car and drove to the festival, The festival was full of stunning, glistening lights and snow as white as a bunnies fluffy fur like a cloud.
Shrek held his dress as he got out of the car and kissed Onceler, Onceler moaned as they locked their soft, luscious lips. "UwU" said an unfamiliar voice. "You guys are so cwute!" They squealed "Wu a cwuple?"
"No, no. We're just friends." Said Shrek and Onceler.
"Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooookaaaaay, but I still ship you OwO, My name is Crash Bandicoot!" The furry said ecstatically. "Is that your fursona, if so, who actually are you?" Onceler asked curiously. "Ok, you got me!" said the unfamiliar person "My name is Wario."
To be continued.
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Shrek X Once-ler-Shronceler
RomansaOne day,Shrek is in a bar (Having a beer of course) Until... he meets a 6'0 slender figure with wondrous meaty legs, gothic hair and a sexy squishy face.Who is he?
