Banjo -Kazooie

Light and Darkness.

Reggie: i think we should make it Steve

Sakurai: No, that was obvious.

Reggie: Well, the last option is walu-

Sakurai: I know. its just, well. he really does want to, doesn't he?

Reggie: Look at him. hes just staring into space. waiting for his chance.

Worker in Nintendo: ok so i have the fifth pack as the high priced, best character in smash. we will reveal in December. who is the fighter? 

Sakurai: I think i know who.

Meanwhile back at the choose-your-character screen.

Many fighters were preparing.

Banjo: Hey, kazooie how do you think this next fight will go?

Kazooie: we win if you are good enough.

at least 8 characters were chosen. here is the list.
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-Terry Bogard. (FP 4)

-Piranha Plant (DLC)

-Joker (FP 1)

- Hero (FP 2)

- Banjo and Kazooie (FP 3)

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Terry: a real VIP chooser, huh?

Joker: I assume its sakurai testing again.

Piranha plant: (????)

Hero: At least i'm in the game for once. (am i a joke to you?)

Suddenly, it wasn't a battle. it was a fight against Galeem and Dharkon in 8 players.

Piranha Plant: *Unknown Noises* (Wait, NANI?)

Joker: I THOUGHT THIS WAS ONLY IN WORLD OF LIGHT?

Banjo: uh, who's that?

Terry: yeah, who are those two flying orbs, one looks like a lightbulb, the other looks like my eyeball.

Joker: .... *trying not to laugh*

Piranha plant: ... (Can we just kill them already?)

Joker: Yeah, ok lets do so.

After the defeating of the two bosses.

Kazooie: So, whats the big idea?!?

Banjo: A new feature, or a hacked feature.

*Notification*

Banjo: Hm? *Checking phone*

Joker: Wait a minute, thats the new fighter!

Banjo: Wait, who?

Piranha Plant: *Noises* (Uh, i can't read.)

Terry: So he made it in huh?

Banjo: WHO IS IT CAN YOU NOT EVE-

Kazooie: Chill your fur, banjo. just ask hero.

Hero: (Finally someone asks.) Lets see..

the brand new fighter is:

Waluigi?