Kazooie: You lied.
Banjo: I DIDN'T KNOW!
Kazooie: look, once the last pack comes out, were done for. were gonna be in the back alley.
Banjo: (hopefully its waluigi though.)
Kazooie: Well, can you at least pray that its not waluigi?
Banjo: Uhh, but hes the most requested?
Kazooie: WE HAVE TO STAY #1.
Banjo: ....
Kazooie: we should check what the plans are.
Meanwhile inside an assist trophy.
Waluigi: Stupid "DLC" Fighters. why are they chosen, and im still here? whens my time to shine? WHEN IS IT WALUIGI TIME?
Shadow: I'd say only in Project M.
Waluigi: I better be in Fighter pack 5.
Shadow: Wait, whats that?
Waluigi: Thats sakurai. hes choosing people for stages. i know how and why. because i've been here for years.
Shadow: well, are you at least happy Banjo and Kazooie made it in? their chances were LOW.
Waluigi: So are mine, and yes. im a little happy about that. but im still here.
Waluigi: Even that new fighter pack 4 character.. Terry Bogard.
To be continued.
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Banjo -Kazooie
HumorBanjo and Kazooie were fighting gruntilda and eventually she just gave up! when a letter bumped banjo's head! who sent this and what do they want?