Mystery of the Mayan Treasure

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rats, we're rats, we're the rats. we prey at night we stalk at night we're the rats. I'm the giant rat that makes all of the rules lets see what kinda trouble we can get ourselves into. so sue me for being thorough i want to know that you know what the plan is. look seriously mate how many artifacts do we have to steal before you trust me with these jobs. well i just want to make sure you know what's happening we're gonna get the treasure we're gonna get outta there and we mmmmmmmmm we must get it that's the most important thing so be on your a-game we go now. I gotta drive the car today cause it's my birthday. dont let him get in the car please hes driving oh whatever. oi more importantly since when did we have a rat problem. we dont get in. lets go speed it up. yeah thats the speed im looking for , thats the type of fastness i want. i dont even know where your going at this point. we've been driving all night. its my birthday. you you just ran over a guy right now. he's fucking serious . remind me next i do this ill get my old nan to drive . um excuse me sir its actually 10 dollars to dance youre gonna have to IM GONNA DIE. ladies and gentlemen of the jury may i have the attention of the class. my name is dick dastardly and im here to take the treasure chest thats in the back room. go get it boys ill follow you in and lemme you tell you something clerk if you so much as move a muscle ill make sure you stay buried in that ground over there. all right lets go. all right gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme is there treasure in there. yep it's all here. oh yes now thats what i like to hear and now we are invincible . not so fast you stand before garant gaurdian of the treasure chest of the mayan temple and i will make sure you HEY. ah fuck this im off. what are you doing . we're the rats we prey at night we stalk at night we're the rats. all right yeah thats cool i like rats nothing bad with rats but lemme tell ya something over my dead body are you getting this treasure. rats rats rats rats rats rats rats rats. oh yeah that guy over there reminds me off my favourite movie: the movie. thats your favourite movie too right. yo my favourite movie is frozen. i like elsa and anna ok now ill kill you . wow thats great picture chose for favouritist movie . i wonder if i ill ever think that now. now i get to be the giant rat cool suprise. so you're tryna tell me that inside of this building right here there is a giant rat among other things. giant pickles did he say pickles or am i putting that in there by myself whatever sergant pickles is gonna in here and were gonna make sure everything is okay and gimme some candy corn too thats a weird request i know but just get it. you guys are gonna drop it and were gonna be in big trouble so quite pressing around i hear somebody put it down put it down put it down hey kidding. hello sir welcome to the rock cafe theres no rats here its just all hamburgers. yeah that would be real nice if that were true expect it isnt youre a rat arent ya . no no why would that happen thats not us we're just right and were just people . and im gonna be taking you in and wouldnt it be funny if this were real just kidding id be careful though theres apparently a giant rat around . you have a good day officer . so you figure anything out in there . nah hes clean its back to the drawing board  . well thats great i dont know how to draw so youre gonna have to do the driving . sergant scritchy scratchy  of the cat police reporting in you are now relived of your duty . youve got it sergant its all yours. thank you your duty will not go unnoticed . whats that on you. what. are you wearing a rat on your shoulder . why would i be- . the cat police are here . are you kidding me right now get the fuck outta here . good job cat police you did it again you saved the world and 


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