In a fancy small town cottage lived the Grams family, next to them lived John and his Father. Why did I tell you about the Grams family? Because I can, now let's carry on. John and his father were the towns local Cat farmers.This was a life that John hated, Why? Well It doesn't help he's allergic to cats! Johns father, known to the town as Sam,didn't want his son to be a farmer all his life, but times were hard and the local Woolworths wasn't hiring,But one faithful day a large band of adventures known as the 'itchy elbow clan' rode into town. "Father!" Yelled John who was feeding the cats.
"What is it?"
"The Itchy Elbow clan is in town, may I go to the local inn and meet them?"
"Have you fed the Cats?"
"Umm, yep all fed" looking around in desperation John through the remaining food at a nearby Tabby.
" Well ok but be back before the giant ball of hot stuff goes over the hills"
" that's called a Moon dad!"John replied. " what an idiot" John thought as he opened the gate and walked onto the cobblestone footpath.
" wait for me!" John looked around and saw the last person he wanted to see, Wendy Grams.
" Hi Wendy " sighed John. " where are you going" asked a very uninterested John.
" to the Inn, I heard that the..." She froze looking forward.
"What is it" John asked. He looked in her general direction." Oh god " he whispered.
Just in front of them was a member of the Itchy Elbow Clan Chopping up what looked to be the innkeeper!
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