A/N: I passed my military test! All I have to do is take the physical test and if I get qualified I'm in!
This short was inspired by glee!
Please enjoy!
Nothing cuter than gay panic.
Lisa's POV:
I am gay
I am a lesbian
I am a lezbo
I am Lisa the lezzie
I like lady parts
I like vagi—
"Lisa!!" Rosé yells out while snapping in front of my face causing me to blink rapidly and abruptly look away from the pretty brunette. I cough and look back at Rosé.
"What?" I ask. She chuckles and rolls her eyes,
"What are you thinking about?" She asks. I shrug while focusing my gaze back to my book,
"Nothing," I nonchalantly said. Noticing Rosés silence, I look up to only see her staring at me knowingly. I sigh and rest my cheek on my hand,
"Is it possible that maybe I'm not a lesbian and that maybe I'm just single and a lonely human that succumbed to desperation?" I ask while flickering my eyes back to her. Rosé rolls her eyes and follows my gaze,
"You say that, but seeing how you've been ogling at Jennie Kim for the past 30 minutes tells me otherwise," she teases. I blush and look back down to my book.
"Well, tell her to stop looking so gorgeous and then maybe I'll stop," I mutter out. Rosé laughs lightly while closing her book,
"Lisa, you are gay. No doubt about it. Sure, all of the girls you've dated were bi and sure, None have worked out because they were more on the penis side but that doesn't mean you're straight," she said while looking at me dead in the eye. I roll my eyes,
"Thank you for describing my failure for not possessing a penis," I playfully say. She teasingly slaps my hand,
"What I'm trying to say is that you need to find someone who's just as a lady part loving lesbian as you," she says while shoving her books into her backpack. She continues,
"Now, Ill be back. I am going to the restroom. So you just think about what I said alright?" She asks. And before I could even reply, she had already stood up and walked out of the library. I let out a breath while leaning forward and rested my forehead on the desk.
She's right.
All my past relationships never worked out because I was more of an experiment for them to actually see if they were lesbians or not.
It sucked but not much I can do.
Can't force someone to be gay like me.
Maybe I do need to find an actual full on lesbian goddess.
"A penny for your thoughts?" A soft voice says from in front of me. I sigh and shrug, thinking it's just a random stranger,
"Just trying to stay alive," I playfully said causing a beautiful giggle to escape the strangers throat. I couldn't help but smile at the sound. I lift my gaze up and found myself meeting a pair of sharp cat like eyes that were staring at me in amusement.
Oh God no.
Anyone but my long time crush!
"Lisa right?" She asks while seating herself down on Rosé's seat.
