Hamilrolls (part 28?)

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I'm high on sharpie fumes

PapaLin: \hey bitches, let's sing/

PapaLin: This ain;t a race cause you're stuck in last place

DiggMyGrave: Slim thicc, bad bitch, cute face

Jazzy: In a foreign car, get out my way

Groffsauce: bitch Imma cow so let's go to chick-fil-a

RossThayne: Ass so fat, yeah ass bigger than the sun

OakSMASH: No need to race cause I already won

AntMan: You'll get blocked if you wanna talk

Jazzy:: Thicc like a Ro-block

PapaLin: Then I drop, bitch you want the chop

DiggMyGrave: Gra-ta-ta-ta-tat

Groffsauce: I don't do drugs cause I praise God

Andrew: Pass your man to my entire squad

Jazzy: If you want the smoke you better bring it on

Antman: I'll cancel you just like TanaCon

PapaLin: \Okay Jazzy and Groff for the next verse, go/

Jazzy: \I'm Larray, you're Issa/

Groffsauce: \kk/

Groffsauce: These bitches race but don't place. You too slow, pick up the pace. Ass so fat

Jazzy: who said that?

Groffsauce: JK, I'm built like a mat. Lemonade, crunchy ice. Take your man and take him twice.You can't test me or my bestie. You'll get knocked out like a light

Jazzy: Cause I'm Thicky Nicky

Groffsauce: Bitch I'm Flatty Patty. When we pull up to the party we shake all this assy

PapaLin: This ain't a race cause you're stuck in last place

DiggMyGrave: Slim thicc, bad bitch, cute face

Jazzy: In a foreign car, get out my way

Groffsauce: bitch i'm a cow so let's go to chick-fil-a

Jazzy: Oh my god, best friend

Groffsauce: girl what? What's up?

Jazzy: this bitch is talking shit

Groffsauce: let's hit her with a truck

Jazzy: I put it in reverse

Groffsauce: and bitch I back it up

Jazzy: Your dad I just curved

Antman: \\wut?//

Groffsauce: and bitch I hit him up

Jazzy: We're cute, we're hot, we're everything you're not. When I walk past your boyfriend, he look back 'cause it's a lot. I don't got to sweat, Thicker than your ex. If your name not Shawn Mendez, Imma pass. Thank You, Next

PapaLin: This ain't a race cause you're stuck in last place

DiggMyGrave: Slim thicc, bad bitch, cute face

Jazzy: In a foreign car, get out my way

Groffsaucea: bitch I'm a cow so let's go to Chick-fil-a

Chris: what the hell is going on?

RonJon: I have no idea

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