This is based off a text conversation I had with beetlehoe420
Also this is a private chat between Groff and Jazzy
(I'm Jazzy and Saoirse is Groff)
Groffsauce: Do it
Jazzy: wut?
Groffsauce: Just do it
Jazzy: Do what?
Groffsauce: Do what now?
Jazzy: Do what?
Groffsauce: do boo
Jazzy: wtf
Groffsauce: ...
Groffsauce: so can you do me a favor?
Jazzy: What?
Groffsauce: Can you steal 69 mice and 30 geese?
Jazzy: 1. wtf no 2. Why do you need them? 3. Get them yourself hoe
Groffsauce: 1. Fine 2. That's a secret 3. No.
Jazzy: I'm not getting them
Groffsauce: STEAL THEM FROM DENNIS BEHIND THE STATION
Jazzy: Who tf is Dennis
Groffsauce: idk
Groffsauce: do it or u a pussy
Jazzy: I'm a cat
Groffsauce: You Calvin
Jazzy: oop-
Groffsauce: He scawy
Jazzy: no u
Groffsauce: YOU WHORE
Jazzy: skeet skeet, yeet yeet, it's 12am, go the fuck to sleep
Jazzy: and stop texting me
Groffsauce: Wowie that shit hurted:( I'm telling my mommy on you
Jazzy: who's yo mom
Groffsauce: my pet rat Oscar Delancey, he ate his brother Morris:( He's my mom
Jazzy: Since when do you have a pet rat
Groffsauce: Since me doggie go bye bye
Jazzy: oh my God
Jazzy: wait...
Jazzy: What dog?
Groffsauce:.....bye
