"Do I have to fucking dont this"-Depresso
"COME ON MAINE JUST GET IT OVER WITH :D"-Espresso *Signals the cameramen to come foward*
"Uh...So welcome to Episode two of this show? series? thing? Uh anyway"-Depresso *gets seated and faces Espresso*
"HURRY UP PRESSO WE DONT HAVE ALL DAY"-Espresso *grabbing the chair by me and getting seated*
"Dont rush me or ill fucking break your legs"-Depresso
"i- uh- Okay then Uh welcome to episode 2 of our amazing talk show 😆"-Espresso *facing the cameras*
"Okay I just said that but whatever- uM Uh You there with the rat hair"-Depresso *pointing to a random man*
"uhh yeah?"-Random Man *coming closer to the stage
"Sit up here with us :)" - Espresso *signaling to an empty chair*
"Yeah no hurry i guess and tell us your name."-Depresso *with a forced smile*
"My names Jasper and nice to meet yall"-Jasper *sits by Spresso*
"So whats the question you're giving us today?" -Depresso *smiling forcefully*
"Hmmm,,Do you guys have any like pets?" -Jasper *looks at us as we look at each other*
"No,,,well does my niece count-?" -Espresso *looks at Depresso*
"I mean-" -Depresso *looking away from Espresso to Jasper*
"I- DEPRESSO-" -Espresso *dying of laughter*
"W-WHAT?!" -Depresso *holding back laughter*
"Uhhh so how bout you Depresso?" -Jasper *ready to leave*
"Oh- yeah uh I have a dog names Mia and a sibling named Xavier but we haven't put him down yet" -Depresso *poker faced*
"Uh- oH-" -Jasper *slowly getting out of seat and back into audience*
"...ANYWAYS HOW BOUT I PICK A PERSON THIS TIME DEPRESSO" -Espresso *nearly out of their seat*
"Sigh,,,whatever" -Depresso *waiting for the Episode to end*
"hmmm okay lets see,,,YOU! YEAH YOU RIGHT THERE" -Espresso *Jumping out of seat and pointing at a tall and lanky man*
"No." - Man *staying in seat*
"Pfft- HE- HE REJECTED YOU SPRESSO HAHAHAHA" -Depresso *laughing hard*
"SHUT THE FUCK UP"- Espresso *glaring at Depresso*
"Bruh- Chill dude not that serious" -Depresso *looking offstage*
"Stop that right now-" -Espresso *looking at Depresso*
"Stop what?" -Depresso *tiredly*
"Looking off stage" -Espresso
",,," -Depresso *Running off stage*
"Thats bitch- HEY GET BACK HERE" -Espresso
*running offstage while signaling to turn the cameras off*
*camera turns off*
"HEY WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME ALL ALONE YOU DIPSHIT" -Espresso
"You can handle yourself gosh calm down" -Depresso *grabbing a blanket*
"Are- Are you going to take another Depression nap-" -Espresso *trying to grab the blanket from Depresso*
"N-no,, HEY STOP ITS MINE"- Depresso *fighting for the blanket*
"GIVE IT TO ME NO MORE NAPS" -Espresso *Punching Depresso*
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Written By Elliot
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