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Bakugou's Hydro Flask

A/N: A silly crack one-shot.

This was based on some promotional art my friend showed me on Twitter, and we both laughed for a solid five minutes at the fact that Bakugou and Hitomi would be hydro flask-using solidarity.

And then he told me to write it.

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(What inspired this one-shot.)

Hitomi collapsed onto the grass, sweaty and tired. She wiped her brow, panting as she tried to catch her breath.

The Bakusquad was out at the P.E. Grounds, having a training session together by the suggestion of Sero and Kirishima. They'd been training for nearly two hours now, and had finally decided to take a break.

Kirishima plopped onto the grass beside Hitomi, sighing as he wiped his face with his shirt.

"Kirishimaaaa..." Hitomi groaned, her arm outstretched towards him.

"Hm?"

She pointed towards her bag, which was on Kirishima's right. "Please, pass me my water bottle..."

The redhead smirked, reaching into Hitomi's bag. "Just call it what it is," he teased. "A hydro flask."

"No." Hitomi bumped his leg with her fist, her arms weak from their training session. "If I do Kaminari will never stop saying 'sksksk' around me."

Kirishima chuckled, handing Hitomi her water bottle. Hitomi eagerly grabbed it, sitting up and chugging it.

A few feet away she heard Mina's voice.

"Hey Bakugou, is that..."

Hitomi turned her attention to the ash blonde, choking on some of her water and slapping a hand over her mouth.

"...a hydro flask?!"

Bakugou scowled from his place on the ground, turning away. "The fuck about it?!"

Hitomi continued to cough, feeling her eyes water as she felt laughter start to bubble up in her chest. Next to her she heard Kirishima start laughing hysterically, while she saw Sero bend over, holding his stomach as he cackled.

Bakugou growled, clenching his jaw. "The fuck is so funny?!"

Hitomi's shoulders trembled, the girl making a small "snrkk" noise as she stared at Bakugou.

"You..." she choked out, Kirishima and Sero still laughing beside her.

She burst out laughing, holding her stomach. "You have a hydro flask!!"

Some tick marks appeared on Bakugou's face, his grip tightening on the bottle as Hitomi, Kirishima, and Sero continued to laugh at him.

"HUH?!"

Kaminari stopped in front of him, shooting him a smirk as Mina said, "Honestly Bakugou, you'd make a great VSCO girl!!"

Bakugou threw a hand towel at Mina's face harshly, making her stagger back slightly. "FUCK OFF!!"

"Are you going to start saying 'sksksk' Bakugou?" Hitomi said in between giggles, which only made Kirishima and Sero laugh harder. "Gonna start saying 'and I oop' with Kaminari?"

Kirishima and Sero were practically rolling on the floor with laughter, while Hitomi's eyes were watery from trying to keep it in.

"FUCK YOU!" Bakugou screeched. "THAT SHIT'S ANNOYING AS FUCK!"

Kaminari ruffled Bakugou's spiky hair, earning himself a death glare. "Come on, it's fun!"

Bakugou swatted Kaminari's hand away, his expression practically murderous. "I'll kill you."

He turned to Hitomi, whose face was red from how hard she was laughing. "AND YOU!" he screamed, pointing at her. "YOU'RE A FUCKING HYPOCRITE, YOU HAVE ONE TOO!"

Hitomi waved him off, taking a deep breath in an attempt to quell her laughter. "But it's not surprising that I have one," she said in between snickers. "You though..."

Some more tick marks appeared on Bakugou's face, his hands twitching in anger. "There's nothing funny about having one!" he shrieked. "It keeps my water cold like I fucking need it to!"

Hitomi took another deep breath, patting her chest as Kirishima and Sero finally started to calm down. "I know," she finally breathed out. "It's just fun to tease you."

Bakugou growled, taking a sip of his water as Kirishima sighed, wiping his eye. "Bakugou as a VSCO girl, huh?" he chuckled. He and Sero both snickered again at the thought, which made Bakugou scoff.

"How long have you had that?" Mina asked him, tilting her head to the side. "Is it new? I've never seen you with it before, so..."

Bakugou wiped his mouth, staring at Hitomi's own pink hydro flask. "I've had it for two years," he grumbled. "It's good to have when hiking."

Hitomi's eyebrows raised into her hair, looking surprised. "Two years? And there's not even a single dent?!"

Bakugou scowled, turning his head away. "Fuck no. I paid good money for this shit, and I'm not gonna ruin it like you did with your clumsy ass."

Hitomi held her hydro flask close to her, looking defensive. "Hey! It's only one!"

"But Hitomi, didn't you tell me you dropped it a week after you got it?" Kaminari suddenly asked.

Hitomi slumped over, looking gloomy.

"...Don't remind me," she mumbled defeatedly.