Fang: picture a depressed onion.... Cutting itself....
/Music plays/
Fang: I saw a homeless man named Rich!
/Spotlight falls on Quake/
Quake: my name isn't Rich, and I'm not homeless -_-
Fang: isn't that terrible???
I saw a flyer for a lost dog...🐕
And the dog didn't have any legs!
/spotlight falls on Gopal/
Gopal: w o o f
Fang: I saw a diabetic kid;
/spotlight falls on Ying/
Ying: but I'm not
Fang: t R I Ck oR t r E a Ting
I saw a girrafe who had a short neck!
That was sad...
Or a... deer?
/spotlight falls on Tok Aba/
Tok Aba: -_-
Fang: I~
Saw an old man get hit by a train...
He didn't see it in the pouring rain...
He didn't hear me shout;
Lo o k o ut for that tRAIN~!!!!
Because I didn't say anything
I just thought to myself
'Oh this is gonna be s a d'
And it was
I M A G E N I U S
Rae: no you're not
Fang: I saw a man with only one eye~
/spotlight falls on Kaizo/
Kaizo: Pang why
Fang: in a 3D movie :)
I saw a boy dropped his ice cream cone;
DIRECTLY ON HIS MOTHER'S C O R P S E
/spotlight falls on Boboiboy/
Boboiboy: qwq I'm sorry eomma
Fang: I saw kitten stuck up in a tree...
/spotlight falls on Cattus/
Cattus: mew? OwO?
Fang: then the kitten jumped off and...
h u n g i t s e l f
I saw a boy who had red hair~
/spotlight falls on Sai/
Sai: ...
Fang: ...
Sai: /leaves/
Fang: I~
Went to a store looking for something to buy~
But it only sold pictures of the same sad~
Guy~
No wait!
ThIs sToRe sEllS mIrrOrs!¡!¡!
Did you see what I did there?
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Okay I'm gonna stop here bcs I'm lazy
Sometimes I wonder why I have the energy to update this book rather than my other books lmao
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