Creepypasta Parent Scenarios

When You Start Teething (Part 2)

(Ben Drowned)

The short blonde man was playing video games with his friend while his infant child sat on his lap. While she was no longer angry when she was in his presence, she still disliked him quite a bit. Though she liked much more than she liked the smiling man, he was mean. The young child was watching her father play video games, laughing as his smiling friend cursed. The young child had just started teething and had nothing to chew on. She decided to go elsewhere for her teething needs. The infant child crawled out of the room until she found what she was looking for. It or rather he was an incredibly tall, slender, man. Almost like the tall faceless, but this one had a large smile on his 'face' and had a black trench coat and fedora on. The baby crawled towards the man and gripped on his trench coat to stand up. The child put the end of the tall man's coat in her mouth. The tall man felt a slight tug on his coat and looked down to see who it was. What he saw was a tiny child standing on his shoe with the end of his trench coat in her mouth.

"Eh, what is this?" The tall man asked picking the child up with one of his tentacles. The child squealed in response chewing on his tentacle. "You don't want to do that kid, you don't know where that's been." The tall man said. "(Y/N)! WHERE ARE YOU!?" The short blonde man yelled looking for his child. The smiling man pretended to help look for the child, but was just walking around. The smiling man looked up at see the child wrapped in the tall man's tentacle. "Hey hobbit, I found your little brat!" The smiling man said. The baby got angry at the smiling man's presence and took the closest thing to her to throw at him. The object hit the smiling man right in the face. The tall man and the smiling man both stared at the child in shock. The tall man suddenly started smiling and handed the child an apple. The child threw the apple at the smiling man, hitting him in the nose. "Ow! What the Hell!? You little bitch!" The smiling man yelled holding his nose. The tall man started laughing and kept handing the child things to throw at the smiling man. The smiling man eventually had to run away, it's not like he could have reached the child anyway.

"You rule kid." The tall man said laughing. The child cooed hugging the tall man's face, "Heh, I like you too kid." The tall man said ruffling her hair. "Let go of my kid you pedo!" The short blonde man yelled approaching the two with the smiling man in tow. "Calm your tits short stack, she came to me." The tall man said. "I won't tell you again let go of my kid." The short blonde man said. "Ok, ok geez." The tall man said placing the child in the short blonde man's arms. "Let's go sweetie, you don't have to worry about the bad man anymore." The short blonde man said cutely to his child who was chewing on his hat. "Let's go before the brat decides to throw something else at me." The smiling man said. "Yeah looks like my Angel needs something to chew on." The short blonde man said walking away. The young child waved cutely at the tall man who waved goodbye. That night the child got a Link plushie to chew on, and a Zelda Figurine to beat the smiling man with. All in all it was a good day for the little child.

(Eyeless Jack)

Since the eyeless man's run in with his arch enemy Nick Vanill he was forced to keep a low profile. Which proved to be a problem as he did not have any baby food. The cute child didn't seem to mind though, she ate whatever he ate. And she seemed rather happy to be around him. The only problem was that she was starting to teeth and had nothing to chew on. The child would at times bite her 'father', but the eyeless man didn't seem to mind. If anything he found it adorable and would fawn whenever she did it. Yet he worried that that his little angel would start chewing on something that could hurt her. So the eyeless man went out into his territory to find a toy for his child to chew on. The young child was left by herself in her father's hideout, not that she minded. There was always something for her to do there, her father had a lot of... Interesting things in his home. Stuff that may or may have not been horrifying had the child been older. Luckily she was still at the innocent age where everything was interesting to her.

The child was playing with the remains of her father's last victim. While the eyeless man tries not to kill people, this time he was starving. And he couldn't depend on the help of his stoic friend anymore. Not since she had been captured and taken to a mental institution for the criminally insane. The young child was chewing on what looked like a rib, how she managed to break it off is unknown. What was known was that the child seemed to like the salty taste of the person's blood. The baby kept digging her hands into the person's open cavity before putting it back in her mouth. Approximately ten minutes later a tall man, even taller than her father came in. The man had on medieval rogue clothing and a hood. What stood out about him was that he was missing his head. The strange man turned to the child and immediately started freaking out. He wiped the child's hands off on his cloak, and carried her away The tall man did his best to keep the young child away from the corpse until the eyeless man returned.

"Thanks for babysitting Michael, I honestly didn't know who else to call." The eyeless man said. "No problem, but please do warn me in advance if your future children partake in cannibalism." The headless man said. "What are you talking about?" The eyeless man said confused. The headless man pointed to the baby chewing on a human rib contently. "Oh that, she's not a cannibal, she's just teething. That's why I went out to get her a chew toy." The eyeless man said taking out a Jack Skellington plush toy. The eyeless man handed the toy to the child who squealed in delight before immediately chewing on it's head. The eyeless man fawned over how cute his child was, the headless man was horrified. He started backing away from the child, "Whelp I'm out goodbye." The headless man said running out. The eyeless man didn't look up, he was too engrossed in his cute cannibalistic baby. Perhaps his friends were right, the more time she spent with him, the more she would end up being like him.