tRUST ME, CHILDREN

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HEY FOLKS AND FOLKETTES, LONG TIME NO READ.


Here's the situation:


My brother took my phone to watCH BARNEY and this little boy decided that it was a good idea to drain all of the battery and lOOSE IT.


So yeah, I don't have a phone which means I'll be MIA from Wattpad for at least a week because of those complications so that's fun.


also sorry in advanced if everything's wack because I'm using the online version of Wattpad 


aNYWAY, enough with my tragic life story, and back to what this is really about. 


So I haven't been drawing anything in a hOt minute, mainly because I've been lacking inspiration and have been busy with school.


hOWEVER, I thot long and hard about what I would do to fix that, and had a big brain idea.


What if yOu people gave me things to draw, kind of like commissions but like...free?¿ So basically that's what I'm gonna do.


In other words, if you give me a picture of yourself, a family member, a pet etc. then I'll draw it for a little bit of extra practice.


Maybe making a list will get my point across better...




WHAT AM I DOING??

-drawing a picture of you/family member/pet

-sending you the picture via email (bc ObViOuSLy I cant actually send a physical copy)

-possibly posting it here if you're alright with it

-possibly taping it up on my tacky sad excuse for a collage with permission

^^exhibit A of my sad, sad wall taken with my crusty greasy camera that will probably flourish with your beautiful face 

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^^exhibit A of my sad, sad wall taken with my crusty greasy camera that will probably flourish with your beautiful face 


PROS (for you)

-I mean, it's a picture but other than that it doesn't really benefit you other than it being kinda cool

-it's free?? And that's a great price ;))))


PROS (for me)

- practicing

-something to stress over other than school

-my wALL


CONS (for us :'))

-you have to email what you want me to draw because I don't have any other means of getting a picture (I made an email just for this oop) at artinginacoolway@gmail.com

-I'm terrible at drawing bodies so for now the pictures could be at least waist up

-idek how long it will take me to finish a drawing, so you'll have to be patient with me

-for now it'll only be black and white drawings with pencil bc I have a small brain and still need to learn basic color theory

-the picture doesn't need to be HD but it can't be so grainy that I can't make out a simple shape bc I have terrible vision and a small brain, as said 

-the picture has to have at least a tiny amount of contrast between the lightest and darkest values 

-I feel like I haven't explained this well so there's a high possibility that I'm making no sense but that's okay bc if there's any questions I'll answer ObViOuSLy 

-I'm a fetus so I'm uneducated with basically everything so there's also a high chance I left something obvious that I need to address out



aNYWHO, this is fun.


I hope you're able to trust me with your identities because there's 100% chonce that I won't jerk off to you and your cats faces


^^that wasn't meant to be sarcastic...please believe me

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