Puns

Pun #12

Alex: *is painting* *looks at me* Hey Midnight I have a question...
Me: sure what is it?
Alex: it's about your...uh..."special attack"
Me: ... ... yeah?
Alex: It's called a... Gaster Blaster right?
Me: uh... yea?
Alex: and only you can use it Riiiiiiiiight???
Me: *nods*
Alex: so... doesn't that mean your the.................. Gaster Blaster Master!? *snickers*
Me: .............. *in mind* Oh hell yea... *out of mind* Heh! Yea Alex! It's magic so.......... I guess you could say I'm the Gaster Blaster Master Caster... *points at him*
Alex: ...
Me: Buuut at the beginning it was a Gaster Blaster Master Caster Disaster though...
Alex: Midnight...
Me: *inhales* I needed a Gaster Blaster Master Caster Disaster Plaster...
Alex: STOP!!! *knocks paints over his artwork*
Me: ... after *in mind* fuck...
Alex: *looks at his painting* Awh... 😢
Me: *pats his back* sorry Alex...
Alex: it's ok... I guess

Me: THE END!!!