Pun #13

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Me: *in the freezer getting ice*
Robyn: *walks in the kitchen and sees me in the freezer* hey Fiore!
Me: *manages to drop the ice and it hits me in the face and lands on my foot*
Robyn: Oh crap! *goes over to me* are you ok!?
Me: ...
Robyn: Fiore?
Me: that was really ICE of you to ask Alex! *smiles at him*
Robyn: ... I'm sorry I every asked
Me: darn it...
Robyn: what?
Me: I had a good ice pun... but it slipped my mind...
Robyn: ... ay Fiore I swear if you don't stop...
Me: wow you really are papyrus...
Robyn: how?
Me: you act like him
Robyn: ay...
Me: chu are a pun pooper
Robyn: wtf? What is that?
Me: party pooper? Pun pooper? Get it?
Robyn: ...
Me: ...
Robyn: *sudden wave of realization* WHAT THE-
(The End! Sorry if it was horrible!)

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