Here you go it's not great but I felt bad not writing for so long so here you go.
Tony:I left my sandwich right here where is it. PEEETEER.
Peter: yeah dad.
Tony: where the fuck is my sandwich? I leave the room for one second and it's not where I left it.
Peter: I don't know!!
Tony: then who took it?
Peter: probably evaporation?????
Tony: peter you are literally a genius and you come up with shit like this. I'm disappointed in you!!
Peter: (tears up) I'm so sorry I'll leave now. Damn why am I such an idiot.
Tony:Petey I did not mean it.
Peter: Ok but I'm going to hangout with evaporation. Bye
Evaporation: yeah bye mr Stark.
Tony:( in denial) WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thank you and good night