Ever After 3 (x Reader)

Naughty Elves & Strays

Alex had promised herself this Christmas she would make sure the whole house was lit up like an actual Christmas tree.

That had been the plan until (Y/n) had reminded her about global warming, and if they did that, they would be single-handedly trying the planet.

Alex wanted to shout out, "Screw global warming!" She wanted to make their first Christmas in their new home special.

She knew she had sulked like a toddler when (Y/n) had denied the vast plans until she remembered what fun they had last year when they had decorated their apartment for the first time.

They had like last year gone to pick out the perfect Christmas tree, Alex carefully inspecting each one with care and precision. Finding the tree that would look the best in their living room.

(Y/n) again an unwilling bystander waiting impatiently as Alex rushed around the tree lot.

Eventually, Alex had found the sacred tree. The one that made its predecessor look like an ugly duckling, they could go bigger this year, and Alex had gone with a monster.

A monster that now stood proudly in their house right next to their fireplace, which (Y/n) was busy decorating with wreaths and tinsel.

Alex sat crossed-legged on the carpet, going through a box of lights frowning. She was convinced she and (Y/n) had put these away carefully tying them so they wouldn't tangle, but like magic, they had. Yogi playfully jumping off and onto her leg as he tried to catch the moving lights draped from the box to Alex's hand.

Bear had decided to sit by (Y/n)'s feet and chew on his favorite toy bone, it was warmer there the fire was in full roar mode flames dancing like a yellow and orange monster.

(Y/n) swung around to face Alex, a broad smile on her lips. "My grandparents had a fireplace just like this, and they used to decorate it like in the old Christmas movies, so we're gonna do that too." She had dreamed about her Grandparents Christmas home the night before. (Y/n) had woke up with tears falling from her eyes but resolved that she wanted to recapture what her Grandparents had given her and share them with her wife.

"With the elf?" Alex motioned to the elf with her head, sat on the mantelpiece propped up against a candle, her hands busy untangling the fairy lights that would be put on the tree.

(Y/n) smirked devilishly. "I thought he was cute, reminded me of you. He's got cute, skinny legs too."

"He's what?" Alex gasped, dropping the lights back into the box as her eyes took in the stick-thin legs of the elf. "I do not have scrawny legs!"

"They're cute as hell." (Y/n) smiled sweetly, picking up the elf and wiggling his thin legs jokingly.

"Shove your cute crap up your butt, I do not have scrawny legs." Alex protested.

"So now isn't the best time to show you the Christmas hat I got you." (Y/n) grimaced playfully pulling out an elf had that looked like a bigger version of the elf on the shelf.

Alex's eyes widened in horror. "There is no way I'm wearing that thing!" Had her wife gone crazy this year?

"Why it's cute as hell, and you will look like a sexy elf." (Y/n) pouted lifting the hat up, so to her eyes, it looked like it was on Alex's head.

"No way in hell," Alex stated finally. Going back to arranging the lights muttering under her breath about ugly hats and wives having the audacity to say she had skinny legs like a stuffed Christmas elf.

(Y/n) sighed defeated. "Fine." The elf however would stay, (Y/n) had her own plans for the cheeky little guy.

Alex let her gaze stray down to her wife's tight bottom, she never took enough time to study this area truly.