Ever After 3 (x Reader)

The Trap & The Elf Threesome

"Yogi!! Yogi, get back here from wherever you are hiding, you devious little cat!" Alex stomped cautiously up the staircase; she'd seen the mischievous cat lurk up the stairs half an hour before.

Alex knew the cat was hiding, he loved to play hide and seek only he would jump out and decide to chew Alex's legs. Yogi never did it to (Y/n), so her wife did not believe Alex when she told her about his bullying ways.

Today Alex had her cell phone ready to film it all; she would expose Yogi the bullying cat, and her wife would have to believe her.

"Oh, Yogi...." Alex called out as she reached the top of the stairs.

Silence.

"Yogi, I have some cheese for you....hmmm lovely cheese." Alex tried to draw the cat out from his hiding spot.

Silence.

"Yogi...do I have to call Bear to help me out, I'm the director of the DEO, and a small cat has outsmarted me. Let's not tell anyone about this." Thank goodness (Y/n) wasn't home yet, she would be falling flat on her ass laughing.

Silence.

Too much silence.

It was becoming very eerie for Alex's liking, the annoying cat could be hiding anywhere just waiting to jump.

"Crazy cat, I'm going to get yo....what the holy fuck is going on here?" Alex halted in her, tracks her eyes wide in stunned horror at the sight that met her.

In the bathroom propped up. Against the side of the tub was the elf, his stupid smug stationary smile glaring back at her as though he were taunting her as his arms were slung around two topless barbie dolls. One had her hand on his crotch, and the other was bent over, her head in his lap.

A candy cane stuck out from between his legs as though he had an erection as the barbies were devouring the tasty sweet treat.

"We've got a freaking porn scene going on here! Porn for elves!" Alex shrieked loudly.

Alex couldn't remove her eyes from the sight, how had this happened? Who had done this? Something was getting very weird. The elf was now having threesomes in Alex's bathroom, and Alex did not approve.

Before she did another thing, Alex quickly pulled out her cell phone and pulled up her sister's number.

"Kara, the elf is having a threesome in my bathroom!" Alex randomly shouted down the phone to her sister.

"Alex, you were just at an AA meeting now you are drunk, I'm disappointed in you."

"What the hell, I'm not drunk!"

"I need to see (Y/n) she will be devastated." Kara sighed sadly.

Alex slammed her phone off harshly and blew out an angry breath. Did she sound that crazy that her sister thought she was drunk? Alex hadn't touched anything alcoholic for over a year; she was still going to the meetings regularly and never missed one.

What was Kara thinking?

Slowly Alex walked into the bathroom, not noticing the little cat that crept in behind her. His tail was wagging mischievously as he pounced on her clasping his paws around her leg and sinking his teeth into her flesh.

"What the....." Alex hissed, looking down to see the cat try and assault her. Thank goodness her pain endurance was on Kryptonian levels because she had a feeling this would hurt otherwise. "Get off me, you crazy little ....."

"Alex, I'm home!"

Alex spun around to the door, smugly grinning down at the cat. "Oh, you picked the wrong time Yogi, she can see you being a little shit."