South Park One shots!

Kyle X Cartman // Request 10 // Freaky Friday!

For  BumbingBono

Sorry for the wait!

Early dawn. The beautiful colours of red and orange mingled in the midst of the sky above South Park, Colorado. When Kyle's alarm went off, ringing into his ears and head, disturbing his dreams... He had awaken. Getting up, pressing it and yawning loudly. He rubs his eye, feeling his warm fleshy fingers against his long lashed eye. Dazed and still tired, he rose and dragged himself out off his room, avoiding clothes and toys laid out, he thought that Ike must have came in his room but thought nothing of the unusual except his carpet was brown instead of grey. Again, nothing out of the odds. A simple morning routine for Kyle was washing himself then brushed his teeth after breakfast and head to see his friends and get up to trouble! Stumbling, exhaustedly into the bathroom he spot his brown eyes and nearly smiled until....

He saw Cartman in the mirror. When opening his mouth, Cartman opened his mouth. When raising his hand doing certain things, Cartman copied. Kyle couldn't believe it u til he looked at his own finger. Mouth open and eyes shooting out his head, disturbed as he examined. He looked down and noticed the enormous belly weight, the lumps and oversized shirt. It took took a minute, a minute or more until his screamed ended. Cartmans mother had rushed into the room and held her son close to his chest, stroking his locks of brunette hair. It was... Comforting... To he loved in such a... Adoring way. Although, Kyle was still disturbed and had to squeeze his eyes shut and breath calmly so Cartmans mother left, what was awkward was her pink, silky dressing gown agasint his skin. An odd emotion came over Kyle but dismissed it and pulled away from Cartmans mother with a blush face, looking down and away.

"oh sweet heart, what happened?" asked liane and caressed cartman's cheeks, pouting.

"uh... Nothing... Er- M-mum..." stutters Kyle and pulled away. "I just... Uh... Mr. Kitty scared me"

"oh... Alright..." Liane pulled away and frowns, she's been noticing her sons odd behaviour; staying inside his room, being depressed, quiet and she's certainly noticed more food left in the kitchen. She left her son alone and returned to her room. Kyle locked to door and looked at his blushing face in the mirror, swearing under his breath. Kyle ran up to himself and still couldn't believe it.
The intro to the bus scene hums in and kyle marched to his friends.
"you bastard! What did you do?" asked Kyle and shoved Stan out the way while he nudged Kenny.

"what do you mean, Cartman?" asked... Cartman, smiling wide. Even with Cartman in klye's body, that grin of his was still evil! It made Klye furious! "you know what you did fat asshole! What did you do?!" asked Kyle again and grabbed Cartmans jumper.

"woah dude... Calm down" Stan interrupted and separated them. "what's going on?" he asked and looked at them both. Cartman shrugs and Kyle growls, clenching his fists.

"Chubby over here switched our bodies!" yells Kyle.

"I have no idea. At all. What your talking about Cartman. Your just probably angry because of our bet last week and you want to do a stupid revenge" replied the teen in front of Kyle's eyes. Kyke blinks and went speechless. He was silent. Stan scoffs and steps away.

"really Cartman?" asked Stan.

"mhpf mmpf mmmfp" muffled Kenny. Everyone lined up for the bus to arrive while Kyle was frozen in place, baffled.

'he's up to something... He is! I hope this is a nightmare' Thought Kyle and lined up himself for the bus. Silent. He reflected instead.'that feeling.... When Ms. Cartman held me... I felt.... This love... Not from me but... Is it cartman's feelings for his mum? He.. Felt.. Sad... Alone... Until... I don't think Cartman did something so I can fix his relationship with his mum... Did he? No... Then... Why the heck do I feel so.... Alone? Empty and.....'