South Park One shots!

Kyle X Cartman // Request 13 // Freaky Friday 4!

Stan rolls his eyes. "Kyle was right, Cartman" Stan mumbled and walks away with Kyle (Stan dragging him by the wrist) and Butter's follows. Kyle shook his head and follows, looking at Cartman contently in thought then away.

"Has anyone see, Kenny?" asked Cartman, his voice appearing to be caring, convincing to Stan but annoying to Kyle. Stan sighs and nodded.

"He is sick," said Stan then glanced at "Cartman".

"He's probably sick cause of how poor he is..." kyle mumbled and then smirks. "likely cause of his "Illness" is all the blowjobs he's given me" jokes Kyle. Smirking I'm cartman's body. "Kyle" quickly looked at Cartman in disgust.

"Ew, dude" mumbled Stan and looks away. Leopold stayed quiet, his blue gaze on the ground while "Kyle" squints coldly at "Cartman". Yet, the true Kyle smirks, figuring out what he had to do... Of course, after school, Kyle catches up to his vessel and walked with him down the snow-covered street, such blistered coldness, the same colour of pure white..the town laid asleep as Cartman's brown gaze had glanced upon Kyle's own body, heat rushed to cartman's face.

"Kyle" greeted Kyle, glancing at "Cartman". Cartman looked at Kyle and then away.

"Cartman, fat ass" mumbled "kyle". Nothing more than tight and quiet awkwardness, the silence swallowing them whole. It wasn't calm, it was tense because they both knew they were in each other's vessels, they felt strong feelings together, standing side by side it and slowly was it reaching up the bar of hot; bothered bodies and nervousness... They felt in different ways yet the same way. One smart but good; pure and the other smart and evil; cunning... One was abused and the other abused the power... The ginger now holds the fist and the brunette holds the shield... When Kyle looked down in himself he felt, darkness. Weighted, put down and the voices in his head grew causing a dark storm. He never had this feeling before... The knots and flustered face, he had felt but never this negativity. While Cartman felt nothing but lightness, a little dull but a little smart. He felt normal and though he felt the knots and flustered face, he was... Finally able... To have a normal life...

"I know" mumbled Kyle. "I know you did something... You can't trick me, Cartman, you can't tell me that I've been you this whole time and I just woke up being crazy... That's my body..." 

mumbled Kyle quietly. Cartman smiles and looked up, looking at Cartman. 

"Don't say you don't know what I'm saying! I don't know why you want to be a stupid, ginger jew like me but your up to something! I know it!" shouts Kyle out of frustration. Cartman chuckles.

"Wrong. I want to be you." Cartman replies and walks off, pacing a faster speed. Kyle just stood there, wide eyes on shock.

"Be me...?" asked Kyle, shaking his head slightly. "why?" asked Kyle to himself, feeling his eyes tear up, burn with his vision fading as his mind slowly fogged up at the thought of his previous life ruined... His brother, Ike... His mother... Father... Kyle shook his head again in determination and raced back to Eric's home as fast as he could; Having a feeling that Cartman would have left something in his room. He slams the front door open and ran in, running upstairs and closing his bedroom door. Kyle placed down the bag and coat and searched everywhere. Now, Cartman is oddly smart and very cunning... So Kyle had to think like Cartman or at least had to try and guess what Cartman would do...it clicked when Kyle couldn't find anything futhermore, the idea snapped into him so simple yet so stupid but he grabbed Clyde's frog and rushed downstairs and went slowly into the kitchen, sucking in a breath, Kyle knew what he had to do so he creeps into the kitchen through the doorway.

"Muuuuuuuuuuum..." kyle whines like a child as did cartman did a thousand times."Yes my snuggle buggies?~" hums Liane and pulled potatoes over the sink, smiling sweetly as she waits for her son's request.

"If I were to hide anything... Where do you think I'd hide it?" asked Kyle, biting his lower lip.

"Oh.. I think... You'd hide it in the basement" Liane mumbled, thinking. "somewhere where no one would think it was but your pretty naive" hums Liane. "definitely in the basement... Have you checked under the desk or you bed?" asks Liane softly. "remember that picture you lost and you showed the whole class your pee wee, snuggles?"

"Uh... Y-yeah... Thanks... Mum" Kyle left quickly but his face flustered at the embarrassment, he remembered that episode- memory.

 Cartman was naive and... surprisingly Arrogant...

When Kyle rushed down the basement, it was .... oddly filled with old childhood memories and scheming madness.