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Day 3!

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im back again nonexistent readers! :3

So, day 3 - favorite ship. AGH this is so hard, because there are so many good hamilton ships out there!! For example JeffMads is basically canon don't even try to argue it with me.

DON'T MODULATE THE KEY THEN NOT DEBATE WITH ME

sorry had to... ;p

well anywaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay (oops wrong musical lol) Lams is the frickin CUTEST i have ever seen. So, LAMS!

1: its canon. You think it's not??? here's some evidence in your FACE

- "Laurens i like you a lot!" (My Shot) ok ok it could be interpreted as friendly but c'mon you guys IT'S SO GAY AND I <3 IT

- "Alexander, you're the closest friend I've got." (Stay Alive) Yes , yes, he said FRIEND, but you probably call your crush a friend if you don't want them to know you like them, right??? plus, he has OTHER ALSO AWESOME FRIENDS.(that would probably be very hurt hearing him put alex above them.) The graceful frenchy fry Lafayette and the one who gets the f%%% back up again Mulligan. Also super awesome, plus HE'S KNOWN THEM FOR LONGER. SO why say that to alexander?? cuz HE's GAY AND LOVES ALEX

- literally every time Laurens says alexander. Who calls him Hamilton? Almost EVERYONE. Who calls him Alexander? Eliza and Angelica. Also Burr when he's pissed at Hammy. I kinda ship HamBurr though. SO basically, those who LOVE HIM call him by his first name. Laurens calls him by his first name. LAURENS LOVES HIM. Case closed ;3.

2: Cold in my professions, warm in [my] friendships, I wish, my Dear Laurens, it might be in my power, by action rather than words, [to] convince you that I love you. I shall only tell you that 'till you bade us Adieu, I hardly knew the value you had taught my heart to set upon you.

This in an excerpt from a letter to John Laurens from none other than our Hamilham. First of all, legit says I LOVE YOU. How the hecking heck can you say that's not gay. THEY'RE SO CUTE

p.s. all things written by Hamilton are impossible to read, i am learning that in school. but he straight out said I love You to John Laurens, and that is easily read. 

3: its kinda obvious anyway... rewind any clip of them both onstage and one will get super close to the other LOL pretty sure Lin Manuel Miranda wrote Hamilton with all these tiny hints at ships at conspiracies knowing it would invoke a fandom and make its super popular... LIN YOU GENIUS


yes so anyway they are a beautiful couple and HERCULES MULLIGAAAAN would shower them with rose petals with the grace of an angel princess if it wasn't for eLizAAAAAAAAAA

I'm not hating on Eliza tho!!! She is a sAinT. You cannot hate on her. She is a pure cinnamon roll with brown sugar sprinkled on top and there is no bad feelings at her orphanage. 

*cries*

aaaaaaaaanyway therefore Lams is the best ship and i cry myself to sleep every night watching sad Lams videos. Yeet, my anxiety and depression descend upon me especially hard at 9 pm. Which is why i don't sleep. 

*yeets energy out the window every night* *has none left in the morning* *falls asleep in civics*

Actually hahahaha funny story, so i was in Civics today and super tired cuz i stayed up late last night crying? and then i listened to no stop last night? anyway so today my civics teacher was TALKING ABOUT HAMMYHAM'S PERIOD OF TIME as in like articles of confederation stuff and then he actually asked no joke, "Hey does anyone know who wrote the Federalist Papers?" My brain: YES YES MY CHANCE IS HERE!! So i raised my hand, and HE CALLED ON ME YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY

And I was like, "ALEXANDER HAMILTON JOINED FORCES WITH JOHN JAY AND JAMES MADISON TO WRITE THE FEDERALIST PAPERS" and i didnt go on because im super shy and didn't want to embarrass myself by bursting into song (like I always want to actually).

and my teacher was like. "Yup, correct wow."

inside my head though?

hAmiLTON WROTE

THE OTHER FIFTY ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

yes i really wanted to say it but too shy it was about to burst out of me though, so i just waited until the end of class, then grabbed my friend and said, "Omg i only knew that because of Hamilton i know so much of history literally just from Hamilton the musical!" and she was like "yeah i noticed that!" and i  said, "okay, i was keeping it inside during class but now i have to say it," and we quietly screamed to each other, "Hamilton wrote THE OTHER FIFTY ONE!!!!"

that was my hamiltrash experience today with my hamilfriend :) 

anyway that was my weird super long update for today, Lams is the best ship hands down, and tomorrow i'll talk about my least favorite ship! BoY do I have some ideas for that... :3 :3 :3

-smol nerd

p.s. anyone notice how all fan ships are gay, and the ones in the play (the ones straight-out stated of course, otherwise lams would be one) are all straight? just saying no offense just facts k bye ;p

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