Hey y'all!
wait no one reads this...
ahem aNyWaY! Today's question in the hamilchallenge: character I'd watch scary movies with
hmmm... Well the thing is, I have three types of anxiety disorders plus a bunch of irrational phobias, plus sleep troubles, so I don't watch scary movies, like EVER. I hate them anyway. I have nightmares anytime I see a trailer for one.
but if I was forced to watch a scary movie... probably HERCULES MULLIGAN!!!
that is the only way possible to say his name, all caps and multiple exclamation points
for one thing, that big strong boi could protect me from anything, so I'd be less likely to be scared. For another, seems like a good cuddle buddy if I did get scared. Plus, he wouldn't make fun of me freaking out, he'd be super nice about it.
So yeah, Herc is the best scary movie buddy.
but as a second choice... Hamilsquad for sure. It'd be hilarious. Herc would sit there unfazed/giving someone hugs for their protection (probably laf ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Lol ), Laf would be screaming in French/holding on to someone for dear life, Alex would either have fallen asleep or been cheering on the villain/yelling insults at the stupid protagonists, and John and I would be clinging to each other having panic attacks. I like to think of John as my imaginary anxiety buddy... he's so cute, plus I can totally see him having anxiety. Alex too.
*cries because I realize i'm all alone in my mental disorders, i don't have a really anxiety buddy, someone to share my crap with... ;( ;( sob*
but omg just IMAGINE the Hamilsquad moments we would have...
also, imagine Laurens suddenly yelling, "WHY THE HELL IS IT CALLED HAMILSQUAD?? EXCUSE ME I FRICKING FREED SLAVES!! I DID SO MUCH FOR OUR NATION, AND I DIDN'T BREAK ANYONE'S HEART IN THE PROCESS!!! I'M TOTALLY BETTER THAN ALEX, PLUS I WAS THE ORIGINAL 'LEADER' OR WHATEVER ANYWAY, SO WE SHOULD FRICKING BE CALLED LAURENSQUAD!!"
*because, true dat, why hamilton get the name, laurens started the squad ppl!!!*
and then Laf yelling "SCREW YOU ALL, PAPA WASHING MACHINE LOVED ME MOST, I HELPED IN THE WAR THE MOST, WHICH WON US OUR INDEPENDENCE AKA THE MOST IMPORTANT THING, SO THEREFORE WE SHOULD BE LE LAFSQUAD!!"
and then Herc: "WTF YOU GUYS, I'M IMPORTANT AND SUPER UNDERAPPRECIATED, Y'ALL CAN DO IMPORTANT STUFF BUT I'M THE TRUE MUSCLE OF THIS TEAM! HERCSQUAD IT IS!!!
Laurens: "FREAKING FIGHT ME, LAURENSQUAD IS BETTER!'
Hamilton: "BISHES IT'S ALREADY HAMILSQUAD, JUST DEAL!"
*ensues into a giant pillow fight*
ahhhh... that would be enough. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
welllll anyway in conclusion herc is an amazing movie buddy. see y'all (aka nobody) on day 9
peace out,
- the smol anxious nerd
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30 day Hamilton challenge!!
Fanfictionok I know hamilton isn't super popular anymore but imma do this anyway! you're supposed to update everyday for 30 days.. i'll try ;p if you've read my other fanfic, Something New, you will know i have a hamilton problem :)
