One shots - Teehee

Slip Slip Fall in Love - pt1

It was in that moment Yoongi knew... he fucked up.

What was meant to be a lazy day just producing songs in the studio ended up being easily one of the most draining days in his career and you know why?

Well it was because the one and only Min Suga Genius fucked up.

There was literally no other way to put it.

He woke up, climbed out of bed, waddled to the bathroom in a sleepy haze not even bothering to open his eyes, completely zoned out as he stepped into the bathroom, didn't even acknowledge the sound of the shower and he most certainly didn't acknowledge the sounds coming from the shower.

The sounds of sobbing (get your minds out of the gutter.)

And when he finally noticed the shower was on and someone was crying it was too late.

Not only was he stuck in the awkward dilemma of walking in on someone in the shower whilst being stark naked himself but he walked in on them crying for god knows what reason and Yoongi's mind went to panic, but no not any ordinary type of panic.

Gay panic.

Because not only has he walked in on one of his naked band mates crying in the shower, he had walked in on the only band mate which would've made him flustered as hell, on top of his sleepy daze and general state of 'wait what,' with his chiseled body and toned abs which had water running down them and falling into the natural definition of his body.

But was the water from the tears or the shower? Yoongi would never know because in his state of "that" with all of his conflicting confused dazed emotions he jumped back to exit the shower, trying to escape the gay panic, and ended up slipping on the not so surprisingly sloppy floor of the bathroom, falling back not so gracefully and hitting his shoulder and head.

Then the next thing Yoongi knew all he could hear was multiple voices bickering.

A quick and scolding voice yelled "YOU SHOULDN'T BE DOING STUFF IN OUT SHARED SHOWER THEN. OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING LIKE THIS COULD HAPPEN IN ANY SHOWER THIS IS JUST KARMA AND LOOK AT HIM. HE'S LYING UNCONSCIOUS ON THE FLOOR WITH NOTHING BUT A TOWEL COVERING WHAT LITTLE DIGNITY HE HAS LEFT!"

A higher and sharper voice replied back "WE WERE DOING NOTHING. I WAS IN THE SHOWER MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS WHEN HYUNG JUST WALKED IN! CLEARLY HE WAS HALF ASLEEP BECAUSE THE MOMENT WATER HIT HIM HE FROZE BEFORE FLAILING HIS WAY OUT THE SHOWER AND ONTO THE FLOOR!"

The other voice defensive yelled "THEN WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE YOU'VE BEEN CRYING!" Getting yet another quick response of "I LIKE TO CRY OKAY."

And all poor Yoongi's aching head could think in that moment was one word which he recalled Jungkook teaching him which he felt was only appropriate in the moment which was "mood" but sadly he couldn't speak those words out loud and make the maknae he could here cursing repeatedly near him, probably moving his hands up and down hovering over him not knowing what to do, proud.

Instead all he could do was groan in his especially gravely morning voice which made the scolding voice yell "SEE. EXPLAIN THA?!." And the other reply "HE'S PROBABLY JUST WOKE UP! HES NORMALLY MORE AWARE WHEN CONSCIOUS AND STOPS HIMSELF BEFORE JOINING PEOPLE IN THE SHOWER UNLIKE THE REST OF YOU!"

Yoongi assumed that was probably aimed and that's when it clicked in his head who the two voices belonged too; a scolding Seokjin and a clearly distressed Jimin.

It was definitely aimed.

Yoongi still remembers Jimin coming to him whining about the last time Taehyung and Jungkook just jumped in the shower with him to 'save time' even though the eldest of the three knew it was because they could smell the fancy hotel bathroom products that Jimin had secretly ordered after to going to one of the best hotels they'd ever stayed at when on their stadium tour; and the little pains in Jimin's backside (literally they kept slapping it playfully telling him to hurry up) had used almost half of the products and they weren't cheap but the after math of that's a story for another time.

Right now was the story of Yoongi and his quickly appearing migraine, be it from the fall or bickering he'll never know.

It was just one of those days apparently.

And in all honesty he didn't want to move, pride aside, he was hurting and just wanted a hot quiet bath and maybe a massage for his shoulder and some pain killers but instead he got this.

Six other men in the bathroom with him with four bickering - Taehyung and Jungkook got involved after the not so subtle dig and decided to team up with Jin even though they didn't really care (neither did Jin but he was trying to distract Jimin, who was feeling responsible even though he did nothing, by teasing him like they all do to each other and keeping his focus on him and not his hyung on the floor who may have a minor conscious at the minimum) - and two others being responsible with Namjoon phoning accident and emergency to ask for opinions and Hoseok quietly instructing him to stay still incase it's something serious.

And as much as Yoongi appreciated it and the fact they had made an effort to covering him with a towel - who, he's not quiet sure - he still wanted to get up because the floor was cold even though they had heated floors and he wasn't exactly comfortable on the cold tiles so he sat up, ignoring the panic literally radiating from Hoseok and the instructions Namjoon was quickly giving to not love to much, covering himself properly with the towel before glaring at the three bickering.

And honestly all he saw on any of their faces was relief - they were bickering for a distraction because they were worried and it was evident on all of their faces which meant it must of been pretty bad so tiredly he asked "How long was I out?" Quickly being answered by Namjoon who informed "Eight minutes and twenty seven seconds." With worried eyebrows.

Yoongi just nodded in response, wincing at the pain shooting from where his head hit the floor to his front removal, before letting out a pained breath.

Seokjin quickly crouched down, being able to take care of a conscious Yoongi better than a unconscious, finally being able to help and putting the first aid course the duo did together to use.

But before he could start asking the basic questions Yoongi answered "It's a conscious. Only minor. I don't feel like my head is split open so it's probably just a bump and my shoulder is killing me more than normal. I'll be fine, just get me some ice please hyung-" but before Yoongi could finish his last request Jungkook was already bolting out of the room.

Ten seconds later he was stood in the door way not even panting and handing the bag over to Seokjin who just held it cluelessly before reaching for one of the towels and wrapping it up as a temporary ice pack - there was some in the freezer but he understood how the maknae could've forgotten in his current state of panic.

Yoongi accepted it with a weak thank you and placed it on his head, looking longingly at one of the cabinets which Namjoon quickly caught on to asking to the person on the phone "He's awake and he has ice on his head. Is he allowed pain medication? He doesn't think it's severe from what he's said when he's come too."

After a quick I'll check Namjoon crouched down in front of him and looked Yoongi dead in the eyes before asking "What were you and Jimin doing in the shower?" Getting a very blunt "Singing to Cascada." Back.

Namjoon nodded and said into the phone "He's fine. Even has the normal sarcasm considering he has a splitting headache."nodding once more again before saying thank you and hanging up.

Turning his attention back to Yoongi he said "They've said if you get worst to go to AnE and that you should do light stuff for the next few days because of your shoulder and past history. We can give you some tablets now but it's best if someone stays with you." Too which Jimin quickly volunteered "I'll do it."

Sweet sweet Park Jimin, to kind and attractive for his own good - with only a towel dangling from his waist and his hair swept back from his forehead.

Yoongi was a goner.

And that was when he knew.

He fucked up.