One shots - Teehee

Slip Slip Fall in Love - pt4

"Yoongi hyung?"

"Mhmm...?"

"You still alive?"

"Mmm..."

"So sleeping with a concussion hasn't killed you and I shouldn't feel bad?"

"Nnn..."

"Okidoke good. Oki~ okidokie arichokie~"

"-Min..."

"Yes hyung~?"

'Wait. JIMIN?!'

And that's the moment Yoongi shot up, suddenly hyper aware of his surroundings.

It probably wasn't his smartest decision but apparently he hadn't been making the smartest decisions recently, so he couldn't even be annoyed when a sudden pounding restarted in his head.

Jimin immediately swooped I to action handing them elder who was holding his head two tablets and a drink which the other blindly took before flopping back on his pillows and groaning again.

'It's still not my day.'

Jimin giggles quietly mumbling "idiot." Gingerly accepting the middle finger thrown his way before wrapping his own smol fingers around it, pulling the others larger hand towards him before playing with it.

Yoongi couldn't even be bothered to fight it and just let the younger be, not really following up on the DiS rEsPeCt the younger but had given him, opting for covering his face with a pillow for an unknown amount of time - maybe dozing back off - being brought back to consciousness by a not so heavy body landing on him which instantly activated his worry wart side from deep within his slumber.

He already knew who it was because there was only one person that tall who dared to wake him up via cuddles and that was the one and only "Kim Taehyung."

Said Male perked up immediately throwing a boxy smile at the elder who's pillow he more than happily stole from his face, replying happily "Wakey wakey eggs and bakey. Also known as Jimin and Jungkook are practising dancing to adult ceremony for absolutely no reason and I know we all got told to leave your room and let you sleep since you were already out butttttt I know you'll kill me if you don't get the chance to make the flirts embarrassed and I my dear hyung stand with you on that front. So let us go and be prudes."

And Yoongi couldn't argue with that, the other had a point, so tiredly he put in minimal effort as Taehyung through him around onto his back before piggy backing him down to the living room where all the members were gathered before gracelessly dumping Yoongi on the couch and flopping back into his lap using Yoongi's arm as a cuddle pillow.

Jin glances at the pair with a look of concern but that was quickly dismissed with a tired smile and a nod (no wince which was a good sign) before attention turned back to the dancing boys.

And that's when the Daegu duo struck, baby bear taking the lead and the kitten following effortlessly.

"Thighs."

"Thighs indeed."

"Butts too."

"Lots of butt."

"Foreheads."

"Illegal."

"Agreed."

And that's when Jimin exasperatedly begin "don't you two start-" being cut off by a very passionate Taehyung who suddenly shot up.

In a loud and dramatic voice, placing a hand on his heart and the other dramatically over his eyes he shouted "THIS IS A STRICTLY NO SMEXY HOUSE HOLD-"

("Apartment" "shush hyung were in the together." "Proceed.")

"THIS IS ILLEGAL. WE DO NOT DO BUTTS, THIGHS, FORE HEADS OR ABS IN THE PRESENCE OF THE BABY."

They all saw the response coming before it came from the youngest but when it did Taehyung still gasped like it was the biggest lie he'd ever heard.

"IM THE BABY!"

And then the rant begun.

"FIRST OF ALL ME JEON JUNGKOOK THICK THIGHS SLIM WAIST MEME LORD BABY BOI. I BABY. AND SECOND BABIES SHOULDN'T DO THIS UNHOLY DANCE OF SATAN."

Jimin managed a whole "He's twenty-" before Taehyung turned to him with accusing finger and preached "YOUR BABY TOO. YOONGI HYUNGS BABIES. WE ALL. RIGHT HYUNG?!"

"I-"

"EXACTLY. SO Y'ALL BETTER STOP RIGHT HERE BEFORE THINGS GET X RATED AND POOR YOONGI HYUNG HERE IS SENT TO AN EARLY GRAVE. AND PUT SOME CLOTHES ON."

But sadly for Taehyung simply speaking for Yoongi wasn't enough, so when the others all turned to a slightly pink Yoongi - wether it be from Taehyung flopping back into his lap and winding him or the thought or actually verbally indicating he cares - who only managed to splutter out a mess of words that made no sense.

So with that Jin saved him, being the good former roommate he was, and declared "No more anxious dancing for the children if Yoongi says he loved us all." Also being slightly annoyed Yoongi fell asleep after being told not too.

So once again all eyes were on Yoongi who spluttered again before whining "I have a concussion, you can't do this." To which Taehyung happily relied "Yes we can." Getting a look of betrayal before being thrown off his lap and told "I left the love of my life for you." Getting another dramatic gasp from Taehyung who replied "You finally broke up with Jimin for me?" Getting a slap from a certain now red dancer and a kick from the grandpa on the couch who corrected "My bed Taehyung."

Taehyung just smiled innocently as Jungkook piped in "So to clarify you and Jimin are still a thing?-" getting cut off with a pillow being launched at him and corrected by Jimin who said "Sadly we were never a quote on quote thing."

("Sadly?" "Not the time hyung."

"You weren't?" "Shut it Hope")

"NOW. Now that that's over. Yoongi hyung say you love me since I took care of you today and I'll let you off telling all of these affection hungry giants you love them."

Now that's something Yoongi could do.

And somewhat smugly.

"You love me."

And thus began another word vomit from the one and only park Jimin this time who defensively blurted "What ajaahah not the time hyung. You know what I meant!" Getting a very smug "Not the time." Repeated from Yoongi making him blush slightly redder and say "I'm not doing this." Starting a chorus of; "Jimin-ah."  "Jiminie" "chimmmmmm~"

"ALL OF YOU KNOW I LOVE ALL OF YOU SO SHUSH IM NOT DRUNK AND IM IN A BICKERING MOOD SO NO SOPPY JIMIN FOR YOU!"

"But Jiminie~ we're soul mates~"

"Were Taehyung. Were."